Penis Power. |
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Posted by Uncle Jess on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST |
The Best Place to Cry |
Please weigh in on this important matter. Where do you believe the best place to cry is? :A) In your car on the highwayB) On a bum's shoulder (leaning on his/her shoulder; NOT standing on the bum's sh...
Posted by Uncle Jess on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST |
Dear Greg Behrendt, |
We get it; you're hip. You are "with it," as they say. You are, in fact, thebomb.com. &...
Posted by Uncle Jess on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST |
Wind Chimes. |
My boyfriend's mother gave him beautiful wind chimes yesterday. Last night, after a few drinks, my boyfriend says to me, "I'm going to place my wind chimes above this airconditioner generator (outside...
Posted by Uncle Jess on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST |
Ever had sex with a guy who later became a girl? |
Well, I have. Thank you, Jordan, aka, Alice. You look hotter as a woman.
Posted by Uncle Jess on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST |
I figured out why handicapped people drive so slowly. |
They rest assured knowing that once they have arrived at their destination they will have a fucking sweet parking spot secured.
Posted by Uncle Jess on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST |
In Alaska you hit moose, not deer |
At work I am responsible for assisting Visa cardholders to initiate claims for the damages done to a rental vehicle. The other day this gentleman called in to file a claim b/c he had rented a car in A...
Posted by Uncle Jess on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST |
My new friend at Walgreens |
Ok, so it is safe to say that Walgreens is my first home, while my apartment anxiously awaits its place in a close Second Place. That being said, I actually made, what I want to believe, is my new BFF...
Posted by Uncle Jess on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST |
