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Herby

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm 32 yearz old and a speshul olimpik champ! I won the gold metal in kikboxing last year. I am really strong. I can lift heavy things over my hed. I like art and kraft time. My faverite food is macarena and cheez. I like to play muzik with my band. We rock hard! I can play most slayer sonz. I used to like hanson but I dont like them anymoor. I have alot of frendz and I want to be yor frend too!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Michael jackson, Spongebob sqarepants, superman, spiderman, stephen hawking, dora the explorer, aquaman, bart simpson, carl sagan, mary kate (not ashley)Olson, justin timberlake, jakie chan, britney speers, andy kaufman, Ted koppel, big bird, count chocula, kids of widney hi, jared from subway, dokter fill, the fat kid from the movie good berger, tracy lords, G gorden liddy, a hot gerlfrend, the red power ranger, gary coleman, ts eliot, and you to!

My Blog

Back from Vacashun

HeLLo everybodys!I just got home.  A few months ago my dad got me a reely cool job and i Got to travel all over the place.  My dad said my new job wuz a mule.  I wood go to mexico and h...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:08:00 GMT

Fanksgiving

My teecher uzed to have us make a list of thingz we are fankful for on fankgiving.  So I deecided to keep making my list.  This yeer I am fankful for my steven Segal mountin bike. shorter b...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:56:00 GMT

Halloween

Halloween was really scary this yeer.  My dad told me that our shed in the back yard is haunted.  He made me spend the nite in there.  He told me I wood be safe if I dressed like a ghos...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:09:00 GMT

I am soo Luky

I just got bAk from my trip to Kanada.  It wuz alot uv fun except for going There.  Ferst I had to go pee reely reely Bad. Then We Got stoped at the border bekawze they Dont like retarded pe...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:03:00 GMT

My retarded summer

My dad wAnted to send me to summer kamp but he sayz "its two dam expensive".  So he opened hiz own retarded summer kamp for all uv my retarded friends.  We saw a tV show about speshul kidz s...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:49:00 GMT

Summer mooviez!

I like summer time bekawz there is no skool and there are good mooviez at the mooviez theeter.  I reely want to see Nacho Ebay bekawze I love nachos and I love e-bay!  I wish I kood buy nach...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:35:00 GMT

Happy retarded new yeer

Happy retarded new year!  This haz bin the bestest new yeer ever.  Like every yeer i watched dick clarks balls on tv.  Then my dad made me a reely cool crown.  It wuz made firekrak...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Bestest holoween ever!!!!

I had soo much fun on holoween. fiRst my dad took me trik or treeting. wE went too alot of howzes. wee went reely reely erly bekawz my dad had a serprize for mee. after we Kame home from triker treeti...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 18:19:00 GMT

Holoween! Yay!

I luv holoween. My dad saiz he haz speshul planz for me tonite. hE iz evin makeing me a kostume to ware and taking me owt wif hiz frendz to trik r treet! I hope i dOnt get aney razer bladez agen this ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:33:00 GMT

New moovie

I'n going to help make a moovie! My dad sayz i Dont have to be nakid for this one. iTs going to be kalled time tardz. itS abowt 2 retardz that travel thru time and skrew up hiztorry. my 2 favoret seen...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:48:00 GMT