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*erocka*

Jesus isn't coming....he's just breathing heavy

About Me

Nights with me are awesome, mornings after me are awful

My Interests

Serial killers, concerts, making jewlery, scrabble, local music, thrift store shopping, sexy bartenders, sex with bartenders, bloody marys, bars with jageraters, juke boxes, hanging out with my friends;all three of them, red-headed sluts,dirty bong waters and sex with an alligators! Karaoke with my Patriots crew, word dojo and drunken erotic photohunt, silver strike, jager, drunk dialing, pitching tents in living rooms, camping, stealing old indian men's shoes(or at least being an accomplice), falling down, getting muddy, comparing mystery bruises the morning after, comparing jager stains the morning after, sucking at frisbee while sucking on a bottle of bubbly, getting slap-happy, finding new dive bars in baltimore, boston accents, saying the best possible thing at the worst possible time, sloths, plotting, tubbing...plotting while tubbing, making punch-lists, MASH, jumping fences and going for the occasional quick dip

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe(my favorite female drug addict), Janis Joplin, Madonna, Hunter S Thompson(is a genius), Shel Silverstien, Fiona Apple, Michael Franti, Salvador Dali...

Music:

Madonna, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Portishead, Journey, Bright Eyes, No Doubt, Rage Against the Machine, The Pixies, Bela Fleck, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Ella Fitzgerald, Hole, Weezer, The Doors, Posion, Paul Simon, Billy Idol, David Bowie, Grateful Dead, Sublime, Outkast, Fiona Apple, Less than Jake, OAR, Elements of Addiction, Tori Amos, Counting Crows, Johnny Cash,

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Almost Famous, The Notebook, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Empire Records, Cry Baby, Little Miss Sunshine, Drop Dead Fred, Trainspotting,Fight Club,Stranger than Fiction, High Fidelity, Goodfellas, The Life Aquatic, The Boondock Saints, Garden State, The Holiday, Elizabethtown, Labriynth, Office Space, But I'm a Cheerleader, anything with a Zombie...Napolean Dynamite, Some Like it Hot, Dirty Dancing, Donnie Darko, Frailty, The Goonies, Earth Girls are Easy

Television:

After my recent year long stint without a television, my move to Maryland has been catching me up on all things cable. Law and Order will aways be a top favorite (Vincent D'Onofrio...yummy!)Weeds, Entourage, Hell's Kitchen, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (meatwad is my homeboy) Jem, Conan, Scrubs, and Man vs Wild...yummmy

Books:

Fight Club, or anything by Chuck Palahniuk for that matter, The DaVinci Code, Silence of the Lambs, Catch-22, The Stand, In Cold Blood, My Friend Leonard, Million Little Pieces, anything by Stephen King, The Time Travelers Wife, everything by Hunter S Thompson...

Heroes:

My father; who is the rock in my life, the reason I flourish with a little chaos....Madonna...Jem...and of course, Marilyn

My Blog

Jesus isnt coming, hes just breathing heavy

How terrified I am after watching Sarah Palin's speech the other night. As if it weren't scary enough that this is a person who calls the war in Iraq "God's task", a war which she by her own admission...
Posted by *erocka* on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:57:00 PST

what is inexplicable

i wanted it to happen, over and over. Yet-it almost never did happen. A slip outside the moment, outside my sphere of grip, control, on quick pulse of guilt....wait-no guilt. Cool moon chilling my thi...
Posted by *erocka* on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:48:00 PST

a WHORE-net...get it? get it?

So I'm driving from Jenn's house saturday afternoon, on my way back to my apartment to get ready for the halloween festivities of the evening. For some reason, I felt the need to don a bumblebee costu...
Posted by *erocka* on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST

Joel

Just becauseYou cut sentences in weird placesand continue themon the next line. Does not mean that youare a poet. telling a woman you are glad she got raped however, does make you scum....
Posted by *erocka* on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:11:00 PST

alone again...naturally

just kidding guys :-) no sap here! When I fall down, I need a helping hand.And when I lose my head, it's cause it's always buried in the sand.When I get stuck on myself, feelin' sorry for myself.Will ...
Posted by *erocka* on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

*replacing bitterness with jager is never a good idea*

I don't know what I saw, but I don't see it now. I'm shocked I never caught a glimpse behind the curtain, at the little lever pulling man behind the Great and Powerful you. My whole house of two month...
Posted by *erocka* on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

as it turns out

as it turns out, I'm just as shitty at life in maryland as I was in virginia. who ever would have thought huh? "Parting Gift"I opened my eyesWhile you were kissing me once more than onceAnd you looke...
Posted by *erocka* on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:26:00 PST

Jen really needs to trademark her brain!

Happiness-noun 1. The quality or state of being happy. ..> 2. good fortune; pleasure; contentment; joy..> I think it was Dr.Seuss who said "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who m...
Posted by *erocka* on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:21:00 PST

It ended bad, but I love what we started

TEN random things about me1. I hate wire hangers...it's borderlining a phobia...I dont have ANY in my apartment2. I have never seen an episode of Lost, Desperate Housewifes, or Grey's Anatomy3. I've g...
Posted by *erocka* on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

Erica got tagged!

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names ...
Posted by *erocka* on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:05:00 PST