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Candace

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About Me

I'm your pusher.

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My Interests

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Mister Mojo Risin'

My Blog

The Antidrug

... but not really. Considering I see this commercial three times a night, at least, during Adult Swim and giggle every time, it HAS to be a joke. Me to Brew-R: "ALSO, it has just occured to ...
Posted by Candace on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

Blog Question!

How many of you lazy assholes read my offsite blog? I'm curious.
Posted by Candace on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

New Blog Place

I've decided to start blogging with more regularity on an offsite. Because I'm not all that keen on myspace. If you want to read, paste the address below in your browser. If you have a blog on this si...
Posted by Candace on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

FUCK

I just posted the biggest, most hilarious blog ever, complete with picture linking and comedic story form... and it all got erased by a mis-click in linking. I am SO MAD.I had been working on it for H...
Posted by Candace on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:41:00 PST

Prepare yourselves...

 ... for I will have an epic blog written up tomorrow or the next day. This blog will be so epic, it will rival the Odyssey and the Iliad in greatness. I was a victim of grand misadventure all da...
Posted by Candace on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

I don't understand. When you try to fix things, why is everything double hard? Why do you have to keep -paying- for your mistakes. Isn't there a point where you've paid enough?Life is a cruel mistress...
Posted by Candace on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

IMPORTANT!!

Okay, so, it has just been pointed out to me that Lacuna Coil and Stonesour will be in Houston on April 14th, at the Verizon Wireless Theater.I am going to this bitch even if I have to go ALONE. I've ...
Posted by Candace on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST

Goddamnit

Today, I feel like I'm choking.Walk it off, she said. Walk it off.Procrastination is the scourge of humanity.Push it aside until it goes away.Problem is, it never does.... hold on, hold on. We'll be w...
Posted by Candace on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST

The Fall

    ... I know that the title sounds epic, but I just want everyone to know I just fell backwards out of my computer chair because it is broken. I assume it was pretty fucking funny for...
Posted by Candace on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

At long last!

I am starting college all over again beginning this week. Long overdue. You have no idea how accomplished I feel just getting through the arduous process of admissions, registration and financial aid ...
Posted by Candace on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST