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Johnny

All your snakes are belong to us.

About Me

I like when the sun shines and I like cooking but it usually turns out wrong. I like playing the banjo poorly and painting pictures I throw away when they're done. I don't really like friends or earwigs but they're always around. I don't have any problem with sunshine though.

My Interests

Do-it-yourself anything. Fixin' stuff. Breakin' stuff. Mixin' stuff. Makin' stuff. Banjo. Mandolin. Guitar. Drum kit. Microphone. Motorcycles. Skate boards. Long boards. Surf boards. Snow boards. Freight trains. Destroy the right wing. The shore. Dinosaur impressions. Dinosaurs. Sunshine. Punk rock. Travelling. Staying put. Writing songs. Playin' em.

I'd like to meet:

Story tellers. Smelly kids. Humyn beans. Mommas.

Music:

The local music scene and John Prine. Bill Munroe and his Bluegrass Boys. Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Petunia and the Loons. Tom Frampton. Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains. Ghost Mice. Pharcyde. Leftover Crack. Feederz. Minor Threat. Leatherface. Demented Are Go. The Cramps. Ozark Mountain Daredevils. The Ditty Bops. The Moldy Peaches. Good music.

Movies:

The Never Ending Story and The Blues Brothers are the 2 best movies in all of time. Other very good movies include: A Clockwork Orange, Wayne's World, Dirty Pretty Things, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hustle and Flow, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Billy Jack, Harold and Maude, V for Vendetta, Benny & Joon, Edward Scissor Hands, Blow, Gummo, The Weather Underground, Together, The Machinist, anything about super heros, pirates or ninjas and documentaries about animals but not about anything else.

Television:

Fuck that shit.

Books:

I like to read books but I don't like listing my favorite books because after a while I forget where they'd go on the scale of 1-10 and just remember whether it was really good or really bad and I tend to remember all books as being either the best book I ever read or the worst book I ever read. I finished reading "The curious incident of the dog in the night-time" today. I really liked it.

Heroes:

Probably not.

My Blog

White Stripes Concert

I went to see The White Stripes last night at the Cunard center (or Pier 23). I bought my ticket as soon as they went on sale hoping that would insure me a good seat, though, with doubts that there wa...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

Who'll stop the rain?

I don't really do the whole computer thing anymore as I don't have a computer, but the last few days I've been at mom and dad's house and kind of caught up a little on my emailing or whatever. It's we...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Group therapy.

Everyone's on drugs. Or drunk. Crying and consoling. Laughing uncomfortably. I think last night's escapades gave me carpel tunnel syndrome. 1 bottle of moisturizer and 9.5 straight hours of moist...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

Angry angry hippos.

Recently someone started a thread on Rock In Halifax trying to figure out how old I was. My last name, email address and where I live ended up getting released. The whole thing was humiliating and off...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:59:00 PST

My diary of kicking the habit.

Nichola, Kaylee, Nick and I are all not drinking for a month so that we can quit smoking. Starting today, I will be straight edge until March 1st to kick my discusting nicotine addiction and to detoxi...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST

Tales as old as time.

I just learned how to play "Beauty and the Beast" on the banjo. You know.. the "Tales as old as time.." song. I don't know. I never learn songs like that but it's so easy cause it's alot like a scale....
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

Lists.

    1. Mullets. They are not ironic. It's almost ironic not to have one. 2. Fanny packs. They are not ironic. It's almost ironic not to have one. 3. Mustaches. They are not ironic. It's a...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST

This sucks.

I lost my glasses last night in a state of drunkeness. Fuck. Gus's pub? The Woozley Farm? Oh glasses... where art thou.. Chased down some fucking pervert who whipped out his cock for some young girls ...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

Vancouver longing..

The only cities I ever really miss are Halifax and Vancouver.. And oh how I miss Vancouver now that I'm back in Halifax. I've been here nearly 2 months now. I miss my wonderful friends out there. I m...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

The good times are killing me.

Tomorrow's supposed to be hella cold so I plan on staying up as late as possible so that I can sleep through most of the day. I spent a shit ton of time tonight finding and downloading a bunch of roc...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST