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im a blond midget, which is reli crap because i look like a 10 year old. . i am funny apparntly says kym and have a wierd sense of humour that kym only understands. i am happily married, and we are very much in love. i like to get pissed it is my personal fetish. in three words i would describe myself as wierd, imaginative and funny. i hate people that think they know everything and exgerate n that are boring and have no sense of humour on my level. my m8s at college take the piss out of me coz i am short. kym and jordan bully me all the time and take the piss. they dont love me. i dont get along with alot of girls because they all hate me except kym and heather b and kelly Most my friends are boys and im happy that way... just remember that if milk jumps out the fridge and hits you, it will screm out monkey guts. I dnt have a fav band or song, i like different things. I drink to much, which i blame my college mates for .... they have got me right back of vodka! kym wrote most of this...shes a strange one!