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Allo Crystal Heaven yuh from Llanharry...boring place to live, im currently unemployd and on the dole i am looking for work tho...maybe primeminister...or...brain surgan? neva know init! YES YES before you Emo twats start having a pop I AM A CHAV! i dont smell ov piss..i dont cut my wrists and i dont apply my make-up in the shower!my best mate is a mosher i dont have 9 kids and my boyfriend isnt in prison!I Dont rush things i like to take things slow i want the same thing out of life as most people do a nice house and a car a man that will treat me like a princess and maybe a few kids..?Nah fuck kids. i keep thinking that i deserve more outta life but maybe thats juss me being a fanny fuck noes!i like to go out on the razz alot..i like a good rave love my mates expecily my best mate eva shes lush as fuck and ausum to be around love you!i have a rep for being a bitch so play nice and i will :) or be prepared for my gob!well thats me relly aney more questions dont be scared to leave me a comment :)
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Juice
Beverage (alc) ? Cocktails
Color ? Pink/Gold
Food ? Somthing Nice and Expensive
Item of clothing ? Handbags and Headbands
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Barbie face
Quality in a guy/girl ? Hairy chest
Phrase ? Thats Wrong On So Meny Diffrent Levls
Song ? John Lennon-Imagine
Musical Artist/Band ? Hmmm vaired
Sport ? Whateva
Movie ? ooooo A Scary One
TV Show ? Takishis Castle,Eastenders,Graham Norton
Radio Station ? Galaxy
Type of Chocolate ? All Ov It Now!!
Eye Color ? Brown
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes
Smoke ? Yes
Drink ? Yes
Have any piercings ? Yes 15
Have any tatoos ? Yes 2
Had sex ? Yes
Gone streaking ? Yes
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? Yes
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? Yes
Broken any bones ? Yes
Been stabbed/shot ? No
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yes
Stayed up all night ? Yes
Danced like a whore ? Yes
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Yes
Turned down a dare ? No...Never!
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Have done
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? No
Lie to your parents ? Yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? No
Lie to your best friend ? No
Give a homeless person money ? Yes
Run from the police ? Yes
Bungee jump ? No
Sky dive ? Yes
Cross dress ? Yes
Be an exotic dancer ? Yes
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Yes
Scuba dive ? Yeh But Id Get Eaten :(
Go rock climbing ? Yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? Nah Dont Like Bats!
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Gay Albino Trying To Be Black!
Bologna ? Some Type Of Pasta Dish?
Hott ? Me...obv Duhhh
Orange ? A Few Of My Exes!
Real world ? That Crap MTV Show!
Fuck ? You
Jack ? Off
Cucumber ? Salad Yuck!
Hip-Hop ? Muppets Trying To Be Hard!
Uniform ? Sexy Firemen....Hmmmm!
UniCORN ! ? The Horn
Rainbow ? Skittles
Clown ? The way you dress! :P
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