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Kirkhill Raigmore

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Kirkhill Raigmore F.C. was founded by a band of wandering homosexuals who wanted an excuse to have a good time in the showers and decided to ask Kirkhill to amalgomate with them. Little be known to them, this 'team' that called themselves 'raigmore' were just out to throw soap around the showers and had no desire to play the beautiful game. However, Kirkhill were harder than them and gave them a right shoeing for their cheek. And it wasn't until Ian MacDonald got the boys in the back door by getting a job as cleaner at kirkhill fc that the staff noticed an uncanny resemblance with freddy mercury. And so the bond was made, as long as Ian MacDonald dressed up as a lassie once a week and hoovered to 'i want to break free' everyone was sweet, with both teams getting something out of the routine.


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Talent Spotting

Ola!  Honez from his homeland!! i have been talent spotting for the tean this fortnight in tenerife and I have to say there has been a lot that I have liked to see.  I reckon I could live he...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Orcs to Get Even Uglier!!!!

RK has truly gone international by hailing from Spain, Home of Honez!  On a scouting mission for young talent on the orders of Ian "mercury" Mac.  Rumour has it in the Spanish press that the...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:18:00 GMT

Terry and BumPunchers to tour!

Terry has finally come out of the closet, and started a new tour with his chutney mates from Kirkhill. Obviously they got dressed without the light on in a charity shop as our pictures can exclusively...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:13:00 GMT

The Season Takes it Toll!!

The Welfare season really now is hard on the body, and mind. Players have more pressure on them these days due all of the money, publicity, women, drink and drugs. Players are clearly finding life in ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:10:00 GMT

The Season Takes it Toll!!

The Welfare season really now is hard on the body, and mind.  Players have more pressure on them these days due all of the money, publicity, women, drink and drugs.  Players are clearly find...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:57:00 GMT

Awards Ceremony

..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> > ..>..> ..> With the end of season here at last (thank fuck) and the team night out due, there is the annual awards ceremony is also upon us and out mole in the ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:42:00 GMT

Clach Cream Over Gow

..> We can exclusively reveal that Football Giants Clach are planning an audaciuos bid for RK star Fraser Gow.  After some great showing lately, Clach have made an enquiry and when asked what ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:33:00 GMT

Good Guys 2 - 3 Wanks

..> ..> ..> ..> RK were evetually made to play their game against HQC (Homosexual Queer Club).  RK had been arranged to play them earlier in the season and we can exclusively reveal that...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:13:00 GMT

RK Confirm Premiership Status

Raigmore Kirkhill 1 - 1 Chieftain RK confirmed their place with the big boys tonight, which is where they want to be ooh yeah!  They can plan ahead with all the big money that their premier leagu...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Yo yo yo. Mofo In Da House!!!

RK and rap legend P Darcey was involved in dramatic drive by shooting last night.  We managed to catch up with him earlier. where he told us EXCLUSIVELY about the dramatic events. "Yo mutha fucka...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:41:00 GMT