Piss off the democrats |
Something to think about ......
You know what would really PISS OFF the Democrats...
Bush should resign ... Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:28:00 GMT |
Letter to the Passport Office |
An actual letter to the passport office
Dear Sir, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my addre... Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:14:00 GMT |
Bush’s resignation speech |
The speech George W. Bush might give:
Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of y... Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
Beware the dangers of texting in a public toilet. |
So Jim and I went to Home Depot yesterday. As we are browsing the lumber aisle, I am texting back and forth with Courtnie, the new stylist at the salon. Suddenly I am overrun with the urge to pee... Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:22:00 GMT |
Is it just me or is the Geico gecko kinda hot? |
Ok, admit it. You've thought about rubbing his little green belly. But it's the accent that does it. What IS it about that English accent that gets a girl going? Seriously. Close your eyes and li... Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
Bikini Waxing Disaster |
So today I had a client come in for a brazilian bikini wax. I'm sure most people know what this is, but for those of you not up on current events, it's where you remove all hair from bow to ... Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:16:00 GMT |