Best Break Up Ever |
Girl: There's this other guy I want to start fucking, but I don't want to screw you over by breaking your heart and steal your pride by dumping you. So, how about you claim I'm psycho and break it off...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:21:00 GMT |
I don’t have time.... |
to be shallow and fake like a piece of crayola cake, but you doing GRRRREAT!!RELAX BITCH....it's just myspace.....
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:18:00 GMT |
EWWWWWW!!!! NASTY!!! |
During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)An average pers...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:11:00 GMT |
LOVE..... |
For you I was a flame
Five story fire as you came
Love is a losing game
One which I wish I never played
Oh what a mess we made
And now the final frame
Love is a losing game
More than I can sta...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 14:32:00 GMT |
Do You Know Why I Cant Be Like Other Women?...... |
DO YOU???!!
CAUSE THEN WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO BE LIKE ME OKAY?!
THEEM: CALM DOWN CALM DOWN...UR HAVIN SOME KINDA BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING....
NO NO NO NO...I'M HAVIN A BREA...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Simple Bitch vs Real Bitch |
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.*A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.*A real bitch will say beat ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 14:57:00 GMT |
ha ha ha.... |
you's an ugly fat bitch....
i knew i was better than her....
haha....
i win.....
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 15:27:00 GMT |
How To Eat Pussy Like A Champ.... |
soooo here's a few SIMPLE (no it's actually very easy) methods i've had in my arsenal for quite some time..FIRST.. it's easier to make a girl cum, from eatin' her pussy as opposed to fuckin' her... fr...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:43:00 GMT |
10 Thing To Say When U Get A Bad Gift.... |
10. Hey! There's a gift!9. Well, well, well ...8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fir...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:17:00 GMT |
YOUR Sexual Identity!!!! check it! it was true for me!!!! |
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals yoursexual identity. Scroll down to the letter corresponding to the firstletter of your first name and see what your name reveals abou...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:25:00 GMT |
