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Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau

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About Me

AIM=Xx Helluv xX
Cell=(305)-926-0053
House=(305)-254-8892
I may not look like much, but I treat life like a game, and in that realm, I stomp your ass.
Gameplay time= SIXTEEN YEARS!
KELAN- Hp= 9,999/9,999 Mp= 999/333
Genus:
Hume
Class:
Elite Mark Rank X!
LV: 100
Ex: 9999999999999/9999999999999
ST: 255
VT: 255
MG: 100
SP: 175
DF: 255
EV: 50
Technicks:
Enrage
Judgement
Guilt
Perfect Defense
Chain Physical
Counter
Magicks:
Disableaja
Renew
Stopaja
Quickenings:
Blood Scream
Throwdown Thrash
Fullcore
Status:
Bubbleja
Braveraja
Faithaja
Hastaja
Regainaja
Protectaja
Shellja
"Stop whining, I can be taken down."
DISPEL DISPEL DISPEL! Use this right away BEFORE I can cast perfect defense, as I will do tht first. Keep status allignments up and cast decoy on your best party member (i.e. Jonny Thunders id he's your best) Have that character RUN LIKE FUCK! and keep casting Decoy as it runs out quickly. The last character must keep ONLY THE IMPORTANT STATUS ALLIGNMENTS UP! PROTECT AND BUBBLE! Bubbleja Gives me 4x's hp so if you were so lame that you couldn't get me ahead of time, well then it sucks to be you, eh? Even so, my stats are maxed with Vt so it will take a while, scince only one of the three will be able to keep on the attack. If I catch your decoy, he'll be shred by a chain attack of between 2 to 15 hits (ouch). ONCE THIS HAPPENS, SHOULD THE CHARACTER DIE! DO NOT REVIVE THAT CHARACTER! Switch him out for another, then take control of the character I target next and prepare decoy on it so I don't let up. Take your same attacking character and keep on! Each hit with weapons like Golden axe will deal 300 damage AT MOST! And scince your chance of a shot is 50/50 (MORE IF YOU USE THE CAMEO BELT!), keep strong. The process is pretty simple, and the battle won't take more then maybe thirty minutes, but the key is keeping on your toes at all times. Do that, and you'll come out on top just fine. Good luck!
Also DO NOT USE FUCKING QUICKENINGS! I will retaliate, and mine will massacre your whole party, I garuntee you. Plus you'll lose valuble Magick which is almost essential. Remember, there is one of me and many of your party, you can defeat me, I garuntee it.
REGARDING JUDGEMENT AND GUILT!
Judgement inflicts however much total damage you have inflicted on me, to your whole party, divided UNEQUALLY by three. Chances are, with all my renewals, and later on in the battle, that this will destroy all three party members. Switch them out, and bring all your fucking friends, you will need them!
RENEWAL
Watch out, you may have me down, but this spell puts me back on the map, with full and complete health. The catch is, it does take almost 100 mp from my total, so it isn't too common that I can whip this sucker out. Even still, there is no doubt in my mind that it will piss you off. Keep on! If you can hang on this long, you can make it.
After all is said and done, congradulations, you deserve far more then some frickin' kudos for THAT shit! :P

My Interests

Getting to know you.
Romance.
Hardcore Shows.
Musicals.
High School.

I'd like to meet:

A MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.

Music:

EVERY NOTE.

Movies:

EVERY RELEASE.

Television:

EVERY SHOW.

Books:

EVERY WORD.

Heroes:

Jonny Thunders.
Hunter Gorefuck.
&E THREESTEP.
Havok Tony.
Chris Scarecrow.
OlenKATASTROPHY.
Alex Scene.
Andy Navarette.
Chris Navarette.
[COME ON!] Eileen.
Arsi Ahmed.
Gabe Anderson.
Eli2Tone.
Colin ThARMY.
Jeremy Lopez.
Erik Santana.
Nigger Chris.
Michael Austin.
Alex Sorondo.
Mikey Brislawn.
Eddy The Jew.
Domi.
Sarah Stakeout.
Lesly [ABOMINATION].
Christy The Dinosaur.
Danielle.
Kiwi.
Meryl.
Chris [tabletop master].
Podley.
Matson.
Matt[Three Beef].
Zach[Three Beef].
Harry[Three Beef].
Chris Cypriss.
Jerah.
Michelle HER.
Sonny [miss that kid].
Ashley Billet.
Sneaky.
Aj from K.j.
Claudio Sanchez.
Funny Man.

My Blog

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On The tip of my tounge (And straight on till morning) "Looky Looky I got Hooky..."   This body's far too gone to breathe to life again, you're making The biggest fool out of yourself. I'd be lyi...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

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So Kelan and Kelan are sitting. Yeah, just sitting. Sitting there with the sun lighting their hair and the heat irking them only a little bit. They watch all these kids go by and they start speaking t...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

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"Why I Never Was a Good Drawer." And if I had to paint a picture, would it be soft? A gentle breeze? Or would I strike terror in millions of hearts, through the truth as reflected in my eyes?   ...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

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"Amnesia." (written by Kelan Carter) When tired lies and wondering eyes dare lock you in this black abyss you will find yourself... HEARTBROKEN!!! Destroyed inside... FOREVER!!! I warned you ahea...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

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I am not perfect. I am self conscious, I have my own issues, I am NOT an egocentrical prick. I am sick of using people. I hate myself everytime a kiss means nothing because I contribute to the loss of...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

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Don't you just love those days when you wake up, throw on a pair of loose clothes, step out onto the sidewalk, and feel the sunrise cover you in warmth as the chilled winds lick your body lightly with...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

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First rehersal of my High School's "The Pajama Game" went swimmingly. There is much talent and good-nature spinkeld within, especially centered more towards the men in the cast. Seeing how Mr. Carunch...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

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I have decided to cease giving these entrees days, days are merley constructs of man used for keeping time and scince my mind has no man to create obstructions within it, I shall simply use the corres...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST

Day 12: Fear of Oneslef.

"Hello boy, been a while hasn't it?" "You're not real." "Now how can you say that about yourself, don't you like existence?" "What the hell do you want from me." "You know damn good and well you smart...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Day 11: About Nobody.

He's older now, yet everything is the same. He wakes up without remembering his sleep and ponders how long he has waltzed upon the Earth's surface unknowingly. Does he care? What is it to care? He for...
Posted by Judge Magicster Kelan Of The 7th Bureau on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST