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well according to my director maggs i've seen more SNL episodes than ANYONE she's ever met i like to prance i love the moon and wish i lived some where more stars were visable i enjoy almost any music that is sung but a jilted woman i love peep toe heels and 50s dresses i have 4 cats-Niecy, Crookshanks, morrison, and Nermal but only niecy got to come to the apartment with me i talk a lot about everything and nothing i tend to run downhill really fast and trip over my feet colliding into things head first i like art and creating and movement i love movement i am in a dance company you can get wrapped up in me easily so be careful again i talk a lot but there are a lot of things that i'd rather just shut up and do

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anyone who can look me in the eye and say ". . . i see you girls checking out my trunks i see you girls checking out the front of my trunks i see you girls checking out my junk then back to my humps then back to my surgar lumps"

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first real performance with my new dance co

a few months ago one of my teachers from NVC started a dance company in townand i was lucky enough to be inductedthere are 4 of us and if you know me you probably know themmaggs "mother maggie" lasher...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:55:00 GMT

next perfromance

i dislike blogging but i figure this is the best way to advertise our showi will be performing May 2nd (saturday) at S.A.C.s Mcallister Auditoriumthe first show is at 1pm and the second is at 6pm. . ....
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:08:00 GMT

performing in frida show this saturday

poster link below for show at the guadalupe cultural arts center http://www.guadalupeculturalarts.org/dance/sololow%20frida%2 0copy.pdf i am going to be in this show i am in jayne king's piece at one p...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:25:00 GMT

hospitalized yesterday

so yesterday afternoon i felt really really bad so i sucked it up and went to the emergency room they took me back right away as soon as i was back they started an IV drip i had dangerously low sodium...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 15:50:00 GMT

Open Show May 3rd!

so my final performance of the semester is tomorrow may 3rd at McAllister Theater (at SAC) there are two shows one at 1pm and one at 7pm the one at 1 will be long but i am in 6 or 7 pieces including s...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:50:00 GMT

GOIN TO MEXICO!

i am getting to opportunity to take a maymester intensive with the anna sokolow dace company a modern dance company from new york there was an application process which was kinda a joke but nonetheles...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:00:00 GMT

ive finally realized it and you should too

i think it is time for you to admit the truth i know it and you know it and now it is time to own up to it i see all the signs that you are not hiding very well but hey if you want to live that way it...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:49:00 GMT

boobs of fame poll

so i have decided that my tits are so huge not only do they deserve thier own house telephone number and zip codethey too deserve their own myspizzleso i am taking a poll to see how many peoplewho are...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:20:00 GMT

will fuck for. . .

so i am just about to be kicked out or at least thats what i think so i am just putting it out thereWILL FUCK AND COOK FOR ROOM AND BOARD
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:20:00 GMT

whats the point

the sky is grey and the sand is grey and the ocean is greyi feel right at home in this stunning monochrome alone in my waysi smoke and i drink and everytime i blink i have a tiny dreambut as bad as i ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:51:00 GMT