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Julian

About Me

As most people who know me can tell you, I like movies. Pure and simple. I like going to them in the theater for the movie experience (I know it's a cliche' but that's me). I like them all; comedies, dramas, action, science fiction, historical epics, and "Brokeback Mountain." I have amassed a collection of about 2000 DVDs and about 400 or so original movie posters. I have written some screenplays, some good and some not-so-good. In high school I was the cartoonist for the school newspaper as well as a photographer. Both were a lot of fun. I also have a sense of humor about most things. I have yet to hear a joke that offends me. Try me! I can take a joke...LOL. I am about as politically incorrect as you can get and have said just about every cuss word in the English language (I even may have even come up with a few!). I am one who tries to see the positive (and the humorous) side of every situation. I don't dwell on the negative; it will just make life completely miserable for myself and those around me. I have worked at Fedex for a few years and though it is not the best job in the world and I feel unappreciated by management, it has allowed me to meet some very nice and interesting people. Again, the glass is half full!

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The movies of 2008 - My two cents

The movies of 2008 saw Robert Downey, Jr. in blackface, Mike Myers in red face, and Eddie Murphy as a&spaceship (WTF?). There was also the return of Sex And The City, Indiana Jones, and the X-Files. U...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Some Halloween movie suggestion (YES, it’s another one of these!)

Halloween is coming so how about some DVD rental suggestions. The horror movie genre is probably one that I sneer at the most because so many of them are just so poorly done. From bad special effects ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:47:00 GMT

Super Heroes vs. Super Stars at the Summer Box Office

It has been the summer of the Superhero at the multiplex rather than that of the Super Star! Batman, Ironman, Hancock, and The Incredible Hulk have ruled the box office.  At the same time, Mike M...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:45:00 GMT

So Many Bad Movies II: The Sequel

In my last blog I wrote about the movies that I've seen that have truly sucked beyond anything imaginable. I have since been asked from some why certain films were not mentioned. "Norbit," "The Advent...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Why are there so many bad movies?

Many people who know me know that I like movies. And many of those people are under the impression that I like every movie that I see. Well that is not the case. I've seen some real crap. And I'm not ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:48:00 GMT

Tips on how to poop at work

For those of you that don’t like "poop humor" read no further. You ain’t gonna like it. *****We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:27:00 GMT

Top 10 Signs you’re gonna have a crappy Valentine’s Day:

Top 10 Signs you're gonna have a crappy Valentine's Day: 10: His idea of dinner and a movie is a chile dog at AM/PM and watching a new release DVD on the display TV at Best Buy9: You take he...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Kids today have it so easy!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious stories about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphil...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:25:00 GMT

Some of 2007’s best movies that nobody saw:

It remains a mystery why some good movies fail to find an audience, yet really BAD ONES do ("Home Alone" comes to mind...pure sugar coated shit). It's a good thing we have home video and DVD as well a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Top 10 signs that you’re stupid:

10. You think that fetus is a character on "The Dukes Of Hazzard"9. You think that manual labor is the president of Mexico8. Your buddy says he's laying linoleum and you ask "Does she have a friend?"7...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:53:00 GMT