The Noggler Chronicles Vol 2 - Justice |
I press down on the accelerator, pushing the pedal to the metal. The needle on the dial goes crazy - 120, 140, 150, 156, 157, 158 - 158 mph and oh shit, I'm running out of road. I ease off the juice a...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 18:40:00 GMT |
Shark's teeth make good pencil sharpeners |
Two months ago I had some major surgery done to my teeth. All the old human junk was ripped out and replaced with one whole set of shark fangs. It cost me a fucking fortune and about a month of r...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:22:00 GMT |
The Noggler Chronicles Vol 1:Revenge! |
This morning I woke to find myself lying on a rather sandy, but crowded beach. Fortunately, I was clothed at the time so as not to attract any unwanted attention. As I proceeded to rise from the sand,...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:54:00 GMT |
At the Pub! |
So I was at the pub the other night and this geezer came up to me and said, "Who are you?"
I said, "Sid."
He said, "Sid who?"
I said, "Sid Snot!"
Then he said, "Sid’s not here!"
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:23:00 GMT |
Mistaken Identity |
To all those insecure and neurotic women out there. Please take a photo of your cheating boyfriend/ husband/ slave with you when travelling, as I do not want to be used as a punching bag because you f...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:36:00 GMT |
Why? |
Why are oranges called oranges, but lemons are not called yellows?
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:49:00 GMT |
So what’s wrong with sex and nudity? |
Why is ok for the TV networks to allow newscasts and bulletins loaded with violence, death, carnage, war, famine and suicide bombs at any and every hour of the day? The church seems to have no problem...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:17:00 GMT |
