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Three Ton Toupee

About Me

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK anal discharge spews forth, a shimmering fountain finding its place as a stinking blanket crust freezing doors shut and causing people to invoke puke-purging demons.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun fun man.

My Blog

you touch it

then you die. step away from the myspace.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:19:00 GMT

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Can i get a heartbeat? Shoot serum in frozen crystal streams, to fall and smash on concrete floormolds, Diamond glittering the place, festive slipfall into bird tweeting. The yellow McCaws fly in m...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:28:00 GMT

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I fuck the walrus strickly for scientific purposes. Exploring the love tunnel with my most sensitive instrument, rich in nerve endings to map out every music lined ridge of this mammal's insides. I en...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 22:24:00 GMT

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Myspace is filled to the brim with fabricated faces. Self obsession accented by blue felt stitching around the eyes, self glorifying pictures augment egos and make heehaw donkey faces in mine eyes. Pi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:43:00 GMT

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whisking eggs like a carton of broked heads.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jul 2005 22:41:00 GMT

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I have blood on my hands. Mcdonalds ketchup packets fill the intestinial drawers lining my pockets like christmas lights at a haunikah shindig. I need the sugar free disco dredal spinnin all night. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:13:00 GMT

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Today i found the filth capsules housing the unwanted, all seperated by those that diddnt want. I dove the fuck in. I humped that shit into oblivion. Not a piece of trash on that brick lane went unl...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 21:44:00 GMT

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I am made of pubes. Crab mansion i am. I am not human, i am not animal. I am dead pubic matter. I care about nozzing. I am nhilist. I am just hitting random keys. These words happen by chance. Lucky h...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 12:29:00 GMT