smorgasgeorge - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I sing acoustic songs to my cat.
I play cee-lo and will hustle up all your damn money.
I sit on my stoop, talk to my neighbors, and make fun of white people.
I've never cheated at anything in my entire life.
I could eat my weight in pistachios.
I put my foot in my mouth and talk in circles.
I transcend all social borders.
I do not play basketball. I am just tall.
I am from North Carolina but don't have an accent.
I have no middle name.
I've been playing guitar for 12 years, in 3 bands and do solo crap.
I really need to practice.
I can't eat certain raw fruits, nuts, or vegetables or my throat swells up.
I cook weird things when I get bored.
I always walk around with a mean look on my face. I have no idea why.
I leave my cell phone at home or in my car for extended periods of time.
I always drop the F-bomb in front of little kids.
I steal cardboard coasters and packets of Splenda from restaurants.
I don't like New Jersey due to tolls and jug handles.
I have a tendency to disclose worthless information.
There's a lot more, you just have to ask.

My Interests

Cooking, biking, shows, BBQs, Phillies games, shady day trips, taste-testing pizza joints, punking little kids at skee ball, and anything else productive.

I'd like to meet:

I'm always getting lost....she might be able to help in that capacity.

Music:

Samiam, Hopesfall, August Burns Red, Homesick for Space, Strikeback, Until The End, Arsis, Redline, The Hope Conspiracy, Neuraxis, Broken Bones, Minus the Bear, Black Flag, A Wilhelm Scream, Fugazi, Ion Dissonance, Cephalic Carnage, The Sounds, Beloved, Integrity, Into the Moat, Municipal Waste, Suffocation, Beastie Boys, Prayer for Cleansing, XfilesX, Death Before Dishonor, and a little culture.

Movies:

March of the Penguins and all John Hughes films.

Television:

Blind Date, Cops, Flip That House, Divorce Court, How It's Made, and Intervention.

Books:

Anything about Chernobyl. Yeah, I'm serious.

Heroes:

Sanford and his son.