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UnclePinny

The trouble with this world is that everybody in it is three drinks behind

About Me

nicnames: UnclePinny, Mantekeeya, Jerome, Big Rube, Thunder Squad, GoldStyle, El Borracho, Spinner Dun, Omalls, Tons'o'Fun, O'Mallias, Roy, Dr. Expensive, Shubbs, Oil Change Kid, Big O, Minnesota, Sir Bozzingham, and now peaches.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Cars, bikes, music, booze, dice, and getto strip clubs.

Music:

almost everything. good rule is if the general public likes it, i hate it.

Movies:

4 Fast 4 Furious: The Boise Burnout

Television:

Mr. show, pete and pete, price is right, and the daily show

Books:

The Great Shark Hunt by Hunter S. Thompson and A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn

My Blog

this place is insane

Lincoln ave 10:03 pm smoking a cigarette and walking north bound, feeling sick and tired form the Friday night. Walking I see couples strolling up and down the street heading in and out of various ba...
Posted by UnclePinny on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

dont cry for me argentina

I forgot what it is like to be sick. I have not caught a cold in a while, I'm pretty healthy in that respect. But being sick sucks balls. I just wish I could sleep, but any position I lay in hurts and...
Posted by UnclePinny on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

The dying art of communication

The best form of non-verbal communication is the sigh. It has may different applications to various emotions and states of mind. The single act is a non-committal response that can be negative and an...
Posted by UnclePinny on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST

freaked out

Last week I had to got to a work related lunch out in Woodfield mall. They gave us a half a day and the lunch was at Maggiano's. I parked my car about a half a mile away and walked to the chain resta...
Posted by UnclePinny on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:24:00 PST

How about that?

today I woke up thinking I had to go to work. I get half way though my daily routine when I realize that it is Saturday and I don't have build america. So I climb back in to bed and try and sleep in....
Posted by UnclePinny on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:04:00 PST

My face often leads to annoyance.

I must have a face that crazy people love. My face has a very round shape that can be measured with a protractor, two invitingly blue eyes that appear in glossy or bloodshot mode, and two ears that a...
Posted by UnclePinny on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:25:00 PST

Lf

There is an element out there that can not be found on the periodical table. This element breaks all the rules of modern science. it is one thing that scientist can't really explain and religious peo...
Posted by UnclePinny on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:53:00 PST

three things

I have a list of  3 things I want to do before I die. They are not the typical boring have kids or go to Europe, my list is crazy shit that only an insane millionaire would do. Here they are in ...
Posted by UnclePinny on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:14:00 PST

the last season

Summer. you always can't wait for it to start, the ideas of barbeques, the thoughts of the beach, that perfect girl and the right amount of fresh air. All these thoughts spur around February and spin...
Posted by UnclePinny on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

Relics of my youth

There is this short cut I take, though a gangway on montrose. It goes right past this old fashioned beauty shop that is attached to a house. It is one of the strangest buildings you will ever see, th...
Posted by UnclePinny on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST