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"Dirty Winehouse" is a term used to describe the practice of smearing fecal matter at the corner of the eye (below the eyebrows) at a diagonal angle onto the giving partner during playtime. This enjoyable act, which intends to simulate the horrendous abuse of slathering on K-Mart grade eyeliner, is easily accomplished simply by inserting a finger into one's anus and wiping the material gathered onto the corner eyelid of one's partner. Modern Dirty Winehouse aficionados have created their own smearing techniques which included such notables as "The Captain Hook Slash" as well as the Harry Potteresque "And Flick And Swish". Fierce…..
