i rule at school. one day i hope to attend Xavier's School for the Gifted for graduate studies. i aspire to be a mutant. i can't live without silly putty. i enjoy bubbles and puppies and cupcakes and things of that nature. i enjoy regressing to childhood. i wish i could get a half sleeve. i really do. sometimes i speak in metaphors. which i think is ridiculous but i can't stop myself from doing it. i don't believe babies should be genetically engineered. i like to watch squirrels. i like hugs. i hate shaking hands. because it's awkward. and i'm the best dancer in the world. also. i make assumptions. as a way of life.