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About Me

Funny, intelligent, witty, devilishly handsome...these are just some of the terms used to descirbe your friend and humble narrator. I'm just a loveable goof ball with a penchent for low brow humor, an addiction to sugar cereals, and a love for books, music. movies and theater.
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My Interests

What do I like...hmmm...lets see. Movies,watching and performing in live theater, dancing, reading, writing, eating, sleeping, shark fishing, drinking pina coladas, getting caught in the rain and discussing whether trees dream. There's more but I don't want to give it all away.

I'd like to meet:

You know who I would like to meet? Anyone with a sense of humor. People who know how to have fun and have no problem being silly. Those that are proud of their guilty pleasures (are they still guilty pleasures if you are proud of them? hmmmm a question for the ages)I'm just looking to meet up with loveable goofballs who can show me new things and expose me (not in that way...ok maybe in that way) to places and situations I've never knew existed. Come on people show me what ya got.By the way (I could have used BTW but I find that to be lazy writing) if you want to add me, email me first. Tell me why you want to add me. Bands I can understand, websites and groups I get that. But when an individual wants to add me without so much as a hello, I just start to wonder. So just send me a quick email.Dick In a Box

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Music:

I love everything, rap, rock, classical, it all depends on what mood i'm in. Tom Jones is the man.Metallica

Movies:

Ok a brief list of my favorite movies: Airplane, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Blade 2, The Eye, The Station Agent, Ransom, Alien, Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, Jaws 3, American Beauty, Se7en, Fight Club, The Birds, The Time Machine (original), Weird Science, Blade Runner, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Poltergeist, The Indian Jones Trilogy, James Bond Flicks hmmmm there are more but lets stop here.

Television:

LOST, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Star Trek (you can stop laughing), Battlestar Galatica, WWE (ok you can stop lauging again), Surreal Life, Celebrity Fit Club, Chappelle Show, Investigative Report, Robot Chicken hmm I'm sure there are more.Family Guy at it's best .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Angles and Demons, The DaVinci Code, Jurassic Park, Sphere, The Dark Side Of Genius: The Life of Alfred Hitchcock, Easy Riders Raging Bulls, Stanley Kubrick Biography, Live from New York, Mouse Under Glass, The Excorcist, I Am Legend, Rage, Fight Club

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, and my brother Carlo.

My Second family

Straight Outta Burbank

Too Cool for School...and probably too old as well

Good times had by all

Healthy Eats and Good Friends

The Best of Times

My Blog

I'm an Uncle

My best friend and his beautiful wife gave me a wonderful gift today, a nephew. Let me be the first to introduce to our planet Quintas Robert Cerdan. He was born at 12:53 pm today weighing 9 lbs and ...
Posted by The Chosen One on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

So is this fair?

So a Philly Judge has ordered that the man that donated his sperm to a lesbian couple is now obligated to pay child support. Apparently the lesiban couple made a verbal agreement with the man (he was ...
Posted by The Chosen One on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

Pathfinder lost it's way

So I went into this film with no expectations. I mean it's a viking movie so it could go either way, good or bad. Well in truth this film was not really bad, it was boring which to me is worse.The ba...
Posted by The Chosen One on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

Take a trip to the Grindhouse

So I had the pleasure of catching this fantastic flick at Grumans Chinese Theater this past Friday moring (I swear midnight screenings are the most fun). I saw 300 at the same theater and they had guy...
Posted by The Chosen One on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

New Years Resolutions

As the New Year rapidly approaches, I decided that I was going to share with all of you my new years resolutions. Now I know that everyone in their mama makes one and the chances of keeping them is ab...
Posted by The Chosen One on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST

Rocky Balboa and The Holiday

Happy Holidays one and all.I hope you and yours having been having a great time. I've been having a wonderful time. Hanging out with my family and seeing movies. I saw two in the last couple of weeks....
Posted by The Chosen One on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

Yes, it's very cute

Yes it's very cute that you let your child conduct the transaction at the ATMYes it's adorable that you let your child's finger wander aimlessly around the screen giving her subtle hints where to tou...
Posted by The Chosen One on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

Our next President

I just came back from Jack in the Box and this is the unedited trascript of a conversation between the counter person and the guy in front of me.Counter Person: Good morning what can I get for you?Gu...
Posted by The Chosen One on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Poseidon

Ok so this may be a late review but it took me a long time to get enough courage to see this film. I kept hearing how bad it was, no scratch that, how terrible it was. So I went in with low expections...
Posted by The Chosen One on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

Are you F'ing Kidding Me!!!!

So I was flipping channles (yes while other use this as an excuse I was actually doing that, my brother can vouch for me) I happened to hit Geraldo (not physically although i wish) and he had a ...
Posted by The Chosen One on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST