(( sigMoid )) robo therapist

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Mother

always told me not to venture to close to the forest as there were monsters in there. One day though I was walking and I found myself close to the forest. The forest was

dark.

Suddenly I heard a tremendous

roar

and I trembled. Then I heard a terrible screech and I was afraid. Then I heard an awful

crashing

and I was scared. I ran back to the village and told the village elder.He did not believe me because I am an

idiot.

So I ran and told the village witchdoctor. She did not believe me because I am a

fool.

So I ran and told the village blacksmith, he did believe me when he looked into my eyes. He gathered all the villagers together around the well and told them to get shovels and axes and

torches.

Then they all went to the forest to kill the monsters.

Suddenly

they heard a tremendous roar and they trembled. Then they heard a terrible

screech

and they were afraid. Then they heard an awful crashing and they were scared. But the blacksmith was braver than anyone else there and seized a shovel and charged into the underbrush yelling as he did so.As it turned out it was only some Psychology students from Bristol University having a laff.Bloody students.+++End Transmission+++Click here to get your own Unique Contact Box - Over 2120 to choose from
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You scored as C.G. Jung. You are more of a spiritualist than would be immediately apparent. Some of your notions are questioned by the cynical, but deep down you know the human consciousness is more than the flesh and tissue can account for. You tend to take a scientific observationist look on matters the average person wouldn't even begin to analyze. You personally are responsible for most of the ideas that are floating around in modern psychologist's/psychic's paltry little skulls. On the down side, you tend to be associated with that asshole Freud.

C.G. Jung

100%

Dante Alighieri

92%

Friedrich Nietzsche

67%

Miyamoto Musashi

50%

Steven Morrissey

50%

Mother Teresa

42%

Jesus Christ

42%

Sigmund Freud

33%

Stephen Hawking

33%

Adolf Hitler

17%

O.J. Simpson

17%

Elvis Presley

17%

Charles Manson

Hugh Hefner

0%
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My Blog

I link therefore I am.

My blogs are normally very short for a number of reasons: 1) Im at work / tired when I write them. 2) I cant be bothered to write long ones. 3) I have nothing interesting to say. 4) Everyone writes mo...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:22:00 GMT

The Human Race

Genetic history is traced throught the mitochondria found in Female DNA. Although men carry mitcochodria in their cells too, this is a copy of their mother's - which they are obliged to carry on to th...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:46:00 GMT

Sibling Rivalry

Barry Christ had a hard time living in his brother's shadow. He works in a 24 hour garage on the night shift.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:56:00 GMT

Sex Toys

I hump the Millenium Falcon.
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 17:38:00 GMT

Euthanasia

Has the best retirement plan. I may well emmigrate.
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 17:53:00 GMT

The Battle Of The Sexes

Should be mediated by a council of wise bisexuals. Sadly inital meetings resulted in them all getting drunk and boning each other.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:25:00 GMT

Chat up lines a serial killer might use

My, what lovely skin you have. My mother asked me to invite you over for dinner, no need to leave a note. Jehovas witness? Oh please, do come in. Oh my, what a lovely body you are. I would love for yo...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Associations

'Married' is spelt very much like 'Marred'.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:55:00 GMT

The War of the Ghosts

War of the Ghosts One night two young men from Egulac went down to the river to hunt seals and while they were there it became foggy and calm. Then they heard war-cries, and they thought: "Maybe this...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Myspace report

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Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:00:00 GMT