The Words of Defeceses PART III |
No two snowflakes look alike. Except for Llllllape and Paaaaane.-- Defeceses, "The Books: I", Lesson 103
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:36:00 GMT |
The Words of Defeceses PART II |
Nobody makes cookies.-- Defeceses, "The Books: II", Lesson 17
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:35:00 GMT |
The Words of Defececes PART I |
Spake the teacher to his two feuding pupils, "It is such that each of you has more impacted feces in his intestines than the other."-- Defeceses, "The Books: I", Lesson 2
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:30:00 GMT |
The Words of Defececes |
You shall never be worse-off than you are now, except when you are.-- Defeceses (in a cloak)
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:24:00 GMT |
The Laws of Fixis |
LESSON 1.The further away an object gets in the Waterworks shopping complex near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the louder it gets. LESSON 2.More objects fly in the Waterworks shopping complex than elsewhe...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:20:00 GMT |
"Appropriate" as a Verb |
So what's this I hear about U.S.-backed Georgian forces attacking Russia yesterday, and then this being reported as "Russia attacks Georgia", and then there being virtually no ensuing media coverage a...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:28:00 GMT |
Parts of the Hole |
Where the fuck does Condaleeza Rice get off talking about a "sham election" in ZIMBABWE?
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
Saved by the Bell |
I don't care if everyone in the media or everyone who has a blog thinks or acts otherwise, "hypothetical" isn't a noun.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:53:00 GMT |
New Joke |
What did one dick say to the other dick?"Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech."
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
Precious Minds / Dont be a Fucking Asshole |
Don’t be a Fucking Asshole: Installment 1a gentle policing of the verbal world via an ongoing lexicon of horseshit terms that are ravaging our airwavesFormat: The horseshit term is listed first...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT |
