UFOs

I apear when you least expect it. swift in the night. sometimes I'm a quick moving speck, sometimes I'm a pulsating mothership. no matter what size or speed, I usually defy gravity. most governments don't like to talk about our kind, usually becuase secretly we are friends with them. I could be a triangle, a probe, a ball, a rod, or a disk. sometimes we pretend we are airplanes. I can be found in the sea, underground, in space, over your house, under the Sphynx or covered up in an undisclosed military bunker. I come in a variety of colered blinking, pulsating and oscillating/rotating lights, but not allways. occaisionally we are just a plain ol' ball of white light, zipping from one end of the sky to the other, and then making a right angle turn, baffling the minds of many townfolk. I make my presence known in small amounts, but when the time is right, we will expose ourselves to everyone in an undeniable way like certain dirty central park freaks. My friends and I created you Humans, and we are quite annoyed with you calling us God all of the time. we are humble people but if you don't shut up about it we will destroy you all.