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The Boudoir of Broken Dreams

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ben
Birthday: 4/20/1987
Birthplace: Shadow Valley, Texas
Current Location: Chicago, IL
Eye Color: Grey, Blue, Green, some Black, and mostly White
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right is right. Right makes Might.
Your Heritage: Godzilla
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Fire (bad).
Your Fears: Bears.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chocolate.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get help for my obsession with Oprah Winfrey.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'll stab you in the face.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Rarrgsnfuhh.
Your Best Physical Feature: Ankles
Your Bedtime: There is time to sleep when I'm dead
Your Most Missed Memory: That one time.
Pepsi or Coke: Kool-Aid
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Yes.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chai.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mulatto.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Only when it's really cold outside.
Do you Swear: Like a pirate: incomprehensibly.
Do you Sing: Unceasingly.
Do you Shower Daily: Without fail.
Have you Been in Love: Often.
Do you want to go to College: Well I don't want to go to class tomorrow, but I do want to get out of college, yes.
Do you want to get Married: Not to you.
Do you belive in yourself: I've never been accused of not existing I guess.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not from moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: It's hard to fight the facts.
Are you a Health Freak: Health is a hard thing to be freaky about.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: More than butter, and I love butter.
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, Guitar, Drums, Bass, Cello, Double Bass, Ocarina, Tin Whistle, Kazoo, Harmonica, and Computer
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only when it was really cold outside.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not that I'm aware of.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If by date you mean "lay in bed and do nothing" then yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's like forty times the serving size, seven million times the daily recommended intake of monosaturated fats, and just gross.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: That's really more of a "have you ever in your life..." question. And no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Commandeered...commandeered.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: I hope not.
Ever been Beaten up: Not by someone else other than me.
Ever Shoplifted: Actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
How do you want to Die: In space.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Younger.
What country would you most like to Visit: Yugoslavia or Czecholslovakia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Nothing scary.
Weight: See above.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever fits.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are you asking me? I mean, don't take more just to impress me.
Number of CDs I own: I don't think I wouldn't not date someone on the grounds that they don't own [x] amount of CD's.
Number of Piercings: The rule of thumb here is to not look like you tripped on the stairs while holding a tackle box.
Number of Tattoos: No more than I do.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm not really on the market anyway. Sorry if you read this far and were trying to see if you qualified. You don't.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Doug Funny

Heroes:

Captain Planet (He's the hero)

My Blog

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