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About Me

Hi. I'm Kate, aka Lollipop Porn Bitch...(don't ask)...there's not a lot else to tel u really...i'm a very boring person. yawn. But if yr at all interested...
THINGS THAT I LIKE...
wotchin Murder She Wrote
hugs
goin 4 drives on sunny says with the music turned up loud
flirtin
the fizz
Weevil Bob
wakin up in the mornin an realisin i don't hav 2 get out of bed til i feel like it
rockin’ out
havin sex, smokin weed, an eatin curry (preferably in that order :P)
heated debate
how good fried chicken tastes wen i'm drunk
the smell of Brut Aquatonic
lime green
gothic architecture
frogs
songs with sexy electric guitar solos
how great it feels after a good session at the gym
knittin
people who aren't afraid 2 speak their mind
the smell of skunk
slobbin out wit a load of snax, a glass of wine an a good chick flick
proactivity
goin on the swings in the park
sticker books
picnics
people with the courage to stand up for wot they believe in
tenacity
boys with manners
St Luke's Church, Liverpool
bein all cosy in front of the fire wen there's a thunder storm outside
SCIENCE
live music
The Persistence Of Memory
THINGS THAT I DO NOT LIKE...
windy, rainy days
wet socks
the use of religion 2 justify terrorism
people who choose 2 be lead
conformity
attention seekers
prejudice
talking to people I don't know
ulterior motives
narrow-mindedness
fatalism
self-indulgence
dirty snow
people who don't realise/care about the importance of education
the imprisonment of people who need rehabilitation
people who adopt a stereotype to obtain identity
apathy
lazy twats who drain resources but contribute nuthin 2 society
dishonesty
people who choose the quick-fix over the long-term solution
cowardice
eugenics
SCIENTOLOGY
the sound of loose dentures
people who don't say 'bye' before they hang up the fone
the way money is wasted on superficial crap like sculpture instead of bein spent on worthwhile projects like building restoration
peanut butter
mosh pits
people who spit on the street
primitive cunts without the intelligence to choose argument over aggression
boys who touch without askin
theological doctrine
flying
the fact that the people who are least fit to be parents have the most children
clowns
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My Interests

THINGS I LIKE DOIN'...
reading
singing
dancing
seein my mates
drawin
writin
playin pool
goin to gigs/festivals
makin lists
chillin and listenin to music
smokies
MUNCHIES:
curry (food of the Gods!)
tempura
berries
salted popcorn with butter
MacDonalds
Chiquito's steak sandwich
cheesecake from the Grizzly Paw, Canmore
pickled herring
pickled onions
gherkins
Haribo
hot wings!
hashbrowns
cheeeeeeeese!!! :D
DRINKIES:
Dr Pepper!
white wine
red wine
rose wine
sex on the beach!
archers an lemonade :)
baileys
anythin with vodka
SoCo! (lol)
tia maria and orange

I'd like to meet:

Morrissey, cuz he's got a sexy voice and a great sense of humour; the Marquis de Sade (if he wasn't 6 feet under!) cuz the man's a genius; Michael Jackson, just outta morbid curiosity! And, of course, any/all of these sexy mother-fuckers...

Music:


Also...
Morrissey The Smiths Creed Nickelback Greenday Jimmy Eat World Hoobastank POD Puddle of Mud Staind Alter Bridge Kaiser Chiefs A Craid David Theory of a Dead Man Michael Jackson George Michael Rascal Flatts Kasabian Keane Killswitch Engage 36 Crazy Fists Evanescence Enter Shikari The Rasmus Default System of a Down Flyleaf Bullet for my Valentine Avenged Sevenfold Stone Sour Alien Ant Farm Foo Fighters Eminem Tool A Perfect Circle Darius Michael Buble N*Sync A1 O-Town Avril Lavigne Kelly Clarkson Audioslave QOTSA Bon Jovi Will Young Take That Fallout Boy Hanson Crazy Town Justin Timberlake Ultra Tenacious D Westlife Backstreet Boys
...and the list goes on...very eclectic taste (I've even been known to like the odd dance track...krazy bitch that I am...).

Movies:

Anythin' with a decent story line and/or a nice bit of eye candy (yes, i'm that shallow)...
After Hours Lost Boys Anythin' by Kevin Smith (except Jersey Girl!) Dead Poets Society Keeping the Faith While You Were Sleeping Scent of a Woman Hot Fuzz Shaun of the Dead Dawn of the Dead remake The Departed Breakfast at Tiffany's Just Like Heaven Pirate's of the Caribbean 1&2 Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny The Holiday Awakenings Dumb & Dumber Wedding Crashers The Frighteners Star Wars (ORIGINAL trilogy) Back to the Future trilogy Indiana Jones trilogy American Werewolf in London Pretty Woman Catch me if u Can What's Eating Gilbert Grape Phantom of the Opera Finding Nemo Toy Story 1&2 Monsters Inc Buffy the Vampire Slayer Inner Space Harvey Quills...

Television:

Friends! Murder She Wrote Columbo Quincey Diagnosis Murder Moonlighting The Simpsons Family Guy Futurama Malcolm in the Middle Spaced Black Books The O.C. Desperate Housewives Ugly Betty Neighbours Home and Away Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Documentaries on pretty much anythin Due South 24 Westwing Buffy Lost Blackadder Sunset Beach the Hoobs Pingu! Big Cook, Little Cook Sponge Bob Stoppit and Tidyup Yoho Ahoy!

Books:



In the middle of about 10 books at the moment...very short attention span...really enjoy anythin by Stephen King
the Da Vinci Code
Angels and Demons
Winnie the Pooh (hehe)
The Toa of Pooh
To Kill A Mocking Bird
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
the Adrian Mole books
Mr Happy's Windy Day
The Story of Frog Belly Rat Bone!
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
A Dialogue Between a Priest and a Dying Man
The Marquis De Sade's Letters From Prison
Awakenings
Language of the Genes
On Aggression
generally anythin 2 do with Egyptology and Psychology
...and no, i don't read Harry Potter...I refuse to be sucked in by all the hype...I tell you, if people are told something is great enuff times they start to believe it! And don't even get me started on the new Star Wars movies...

Heroes:

wudnt really say i hav any...there r several ppl i really admire tho...the Marquis De Sade, cuz, altho a tad perverted, was very funni, an not at all afraid 2 speak his mind...Oliver Sacks, for makin his mark in science and in history, an for writin about it...Bill Bailey, for bein hilarious without havin 2 resort 2 smuttiness and crudity...and people a lil closer to home, who shall not be named for legal reasons, who hav shown me the strength it takes to hav self-control, and the fun it is to lose it...

...I love Eeyore...

...and Heffalumps!

My Blog

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