baby love slug |
the baby was out in the garden one day when he came across a bug that wanted to play.
the bug was a slug and talked like a thug but the baby was kind and gave it a hug.
the slu...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:59:00 GMT |
LIFE LESSONS |
Nipple based virtual extra sensory ultra perception of what u percieve and how u percieve it could just be around the corner, all u have to do is wait and see, how do i know such things i hear u ask, ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
female genitalia |
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the female sexual organs are curious things, they look like a couple of slices of cold meat that have been left out in the open air for too long then slapped together in a clumsy sort of fa...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:54:00 GMT |
if god had a foreskin |
if god had a foreskin it would be crinkled and wise,if god had a foreskin it would encompass the skies, if god had a foreskin it would flounder and flop, if god had a foreskin he'd teach it to hop.if ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:40:00 GMT |
if i was king, would be a beautiful thing! |
IF I WAS KING, A MERRY SONG I WOULD SING!I WOULD LEGALISE DOPE AND HAVE NAZI POPE SOAP,IT WOULD DANGLE ROUND MY NECK ON A LATHERY ROPE.IF I WAS KING I WOULD PRANCE AND PING!I WOULD STERALISE MY FACE A...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
the wisdom of mister pig |
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listen to the pig
THE JOYS OF BEING A MOTHERFUCKING PIG HEADED BASTARD!!I am mr pig, i have the body of a man (well technically) and the the head of the sexiest god damn pork based animal prod...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
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Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 13:18:00 GMT |
prison |
prison, land of the bati boy!?
Prison, where all the mad, the bad and the just plain mental get put as punishment for their many tightly packed and occasionally moist sins. Its not a pleasant place ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:08:00 GMT |
i have readers (apparently) |
I just discovered that u can see who's 'subscribed' to yer blog and it turns out people have actually spent time lookin at mine, life just gets crazier and crazier, theres even a guy whos written book...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 21:55:00 GMT |
first thing ive posted in fuck knows how long. |
Well i thought i might aswell do somethin new seein as i aint done nothin in a long time, my chosen subject today is......
the chilli and the sphincter!!!!!
Now im a feller who likes his subway sandwi...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:57:00 GMT |
