why God made Moms...... according to 2nd graders |
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. Mostly to clean the house...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:49:00 GMT |
Something Kerri sent me ... it made me laugh |
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked thro...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 13:33:00 GMT |
Scars...... something I got from a friend |
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boydecided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole that was behind hishouse. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the bac...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:09:00 GMT |
Heart |
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfec...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT |
Fun Facts about WOMEN!!! |
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fash...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:52:00 GMT |
