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Crutch'

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About Me

It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. "They all eat one another!" he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, "They all feed one another," and called it good. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

"Congratulations on your success, you smell terrific!"Toby, my precious 6 month old halfmoon conure.my daddy! on the banjo.my daddy again playing at the Farmers Market in Mobile, AL. still on the banjo.

Music:

Joanna Newsom, MC Chris, Wolf Parade, Belle & Sebastian, The Arcade Fire, Jack Johnson, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Of Montreal, Rilo Kiley, Blonde Redhead, Animal Collective, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sigur Ros, The Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor, Wilco, Julie Doiron, Flogging Molly, Johnny Cash, Elliott Smith, Broken Social Scene, White Stripes, Cat Power, Modest Mouse, Damien Rice, The Mountain Goats, The Paper Chase, The Decemberists, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Martha Scanlan, Brett Dennen, Incubus, Dashboard Confessional, Mirah, Brand New, The Killers, Elvis Perkins, Dntel, The Walkmen, Explosions in the Sky, Fionna Apple, Jon McLaughlin, Say Anything, Ingrid Michaelson, Bishop Allen, Bright Eyes, Beck

Movies:

The Weatherman, 25th Hour, Adaptation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Crash, Ghostbusters II, Tommy Boy, A.I., Lost in Translation, Groundhog Day, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, As Good as it Gets, Big Fish, Punch-Drunk Love, Amelie, Back to the Future, Office Space, Memento, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, 21 Grams, Finding Neverland, Kill Bill, High Fidelity, Closer, Army of Darkness, The Evil Dead I&II, Vanilla Sky, The Libertine, Little Miss Sunshine, 1408, Clerks,

Television:

Scrubs, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Family Guy, Animal Planet, Mr. Show, South Park, Reno 911, Roseanne, The Cosby Show, Arrested Development, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, The Office

Books:

Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Harry mother fuckin Potter; Charles Bukowski and Shel Silverstein are amazing poets.

Heroes:

Terry Bernadino

My Blog

you’re not strange enough

you know, you and I we used to be strangers but now we are just strange
Posted by Crutch' on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:19:00 PST

frustrations

I can't for the life of me make it to 100 friends. I obtain and drop friends at such a steady rate, they jog side-by-side it seems. Everytime I add somebody, some lazy sonuvabitch gets their 'space ha...
Posted by Crutch' on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:17:00 PST

a void? i has it. let me show you it.

My fingernails are dirty. And I carry around with me this awful and heavy silence. I guess I refuse to agknowledge that life just keeps taking. And by god, it takes everything all at once. But I know ...
Posted by Crutch' on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:51:00 PST

mark your calendars

My heart broke, because the USS Truman took my baby tonight and I won't see him til June.
Posted by Crutch' on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST

it’s official

My pet bird Toby likes Metallica.
Posted by Crutch' on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

The Darjeeling Limited

Adrian Brody is the most beautiful man I have ever seen.
Posted by Crutch' on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:19:00 PST

i must announce

bees are the SHIT
Posted by Crutch' on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:02:00 PST

to nothing in particular

But I knew that you were a truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all And I looked around at all the eyes on the ground as the TV entertained itself...
Posted by Crutch' on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

crap

I dunno what's the matter with me. I'm unhappy all of a sudden.
Posted by Crutch' on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:54:00 PST

birdbirdbirdbirdbirdbird

I has it.
Posted by Crutch' on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST