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Captain Smash

I know what you're thinkin'

About Me

I am a bookseller, office assistant, occasional student pilot, unseasoned traveller, bad writer and poet, amateur astronomer, chronic masturbator, retired alcoholic, delusional schizophrenic, philosopher, comic and chivalrous gentleman.

My Interests

Likes:Reading, music, gaming, writing, movies, cheese, Clint Eastwood, and aliens.Dislikes:Feminists, vegetarians, the incompetent, the unsocial, the unintelligent, plumbers crack, the loud and obnoxious, the unhygienic, the unreliable, the illiterate, dyslexic and inarticulate, the superstitious and rude people. And feminists.

I'd like to meet:

Smart and attractive ladies. So I can swoon them with my silver tongue.

Television:

Do not watch.