So, there I was, about to FINALLY get some alone time with my princess babe and I get pulled back with Ted to see Death. Well, Ted was the first to get all his pieces back home on Sorry while bumping me back to start. Death let Bill go and keeps me with him ever since, totally lame. I've been trying to totally get my way back home but The Reaper wasn't gonna let me go! Then one night, some gnarley vampire dudes totally came in and took me with them and Death couldn't do anything cause they were like the undead dude! Then they sook me to Santa Carla in California, until they messed with this guy named Michael, his brother Sam was not letting this all happen so he got the frog brothers to like try to kill us, TOTALLY LAME. Well I escaped that group and totally got lost until now. I'm back in San Dimas now, things have totally changed dudes.
