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Tiffany

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About Me

i have been told that when people first meet me, they either think that i am really weird, or that i just might beat their ass....i dont know where this comes from..... MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

i like to go see music, art, friends, hang out a lot, tennis, dancin with the girls, traveling to see the ones i left behind. i act like a kid with my kid, we go bowling, shopping, to the park. sometimes i am like an old lady, knitting, reading, cooking and napping in the afternoon. professionally, i dig design, clean and fresh, new ideas, industrial, urban and ethnic. i want to get into photography although now i realize i will have to settle for digital, because lord knows i will never get around to the old school dark rooms as idolozed. ....black and whites of bottlecaps and butts on the sidewalk.....beautiful.....

I'd like to meet:

new friends, professional connections, bob's family, all the babies born to my girls in several states (you're finally catching up with me) and i'd love to meet up with all the old friends that i miss!!!

Music:

morcheeba, portishead, toadies, the streets, violent femmes, tupac, notorious big, hope sandoval, clutch, juno, fugazi, mogwai, janis joplin, mazzy star, mary j blige, mongoloids, mudcat, danny dudeck, ani difranco, jazz june, atmosphere, beatles, zz top, funkdoobiest, easy e, diana krall, erikah bidau, gwen staffani, 7 year bitch, too short, tool, weezer, bob dylan, tracy chapman, pink floyd, the cranberries, aretha franklin, dr dre, method man, hot water music, missy elliot, poe, piebald, social distortion, sucicidal tendencies, snoop (old school), prince, cake, blind melon, tenacious D, system of a down, perry ferrell and janes addiction, bjork, tom petty, deftones, damian marley, al green, michael jackson, three dog night, talking heads and i like solo people bustin out some rhythm completely powered by themselves, unplugged and raw....beautiful....

Movies:

juice, silence of the lambs, natural born killers, saw, girl interrupted, movies about serial killers, gremlins, goonies, requiem for a dream, what dreams may come, cb4, killer party, beetlejuice, aminityville horror, pet cemetary, trainspotting, fear and loathing las vegas, pulp fiction, shawshank redemption, blood in blood out, menace II society, the hand that rocks the cradle, dead man walking, reality bites, schindlers list, the chronicles of Narnia,

Television:

the price is right, forensic files, the news, the simpsons, dr phil (sorry), reno 911, roseanne, antiques roadshow, intervention, that 70's show, cold case files. little house on the prarie, futuramma, north mission road, southpark, family guy, this old house, trashy daytime talkshows, fraggle rock, the littles

Books:

anything by jack kerouac-- , to kill a mocking bird, my friend leonard, allen ginsberg, a million little pieces, of mice and men, grapes of wrath, color purple, a separate peace, the mouse and the motorcycyle, the muffin muncher, one more day, where the wild things are, naked lunch, junky, the job, wild boys, and others by william s. burroughs.

Heroes:

my grandma, good daddies, super mom heidi-ho, Congressman Tim Walz, Mrs. Doxtator, mr. tung, to be continued....

My Blog

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Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:40:00 PST

documented progression

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Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

guise

i am learning to beware of hidden weaponscleverly disguised within the seasons fashionsthe steps that pinchthe stride that stingsthe slit in the skirt thatthen became my nameand that damn glittered te...
Posted by Tiffany on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

from the mouths of babes...

so i left this window open through the morning, and added all the questions i have been faced with during kaylynns typical, daily interrogation....stuff cracks me up...had to share....Q: what is infib...
Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:08:00 PST

breathless

While driving down the freeway today, I passed a hearse. Once I realized the surrealistic car fading into my right blindspot, I noticed I was holding my breath. It is funny how the chance encounter co...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

exploitation education...

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Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

Obituaries

a published notice of deathcreates questions not closureadorning with the accomplishmentsembellished with names of those who lovedbuilding the auora of since representedthe cause of said demise is gri...
Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:32:00 PST

nine

I'll take a 9On a given scale of 1 to 10, as it pertains to ANYTHING, i will take a 9. Means it's up there, near the best, but humble enough to know its place, yet far enough away from it to have a go...
Posted by Tiffany on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST

Elijah Joseph is here!!!

So for those of you who know my cousin, Natalie, I have good news to report. Her son was born today at 3:50 pm after being induced. The bouncin boy weighed in at 9lbs 6oz......so it looks like the tra...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST

restraint

white knuckled and tight lippedsilenced of detailsof most significancedisbursement of obscure keysstirring the pot ofdormancy soughtbut fluency foundeschew....
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:15:00 PST