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Woody Marmot

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm of French ancestry (last name pronounced mar-MO, please)I can be very rude if provoked (French)
You Are Chubby Hubby Ice Cream
So there's more of you to love... a whole lot more! What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Are 92% Texas
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! How Texas Are You?

My Interests

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My Blog

You been Smuckered!

I know I'm always talking about Ice Cream (yes, it should be capitalized), but actually my favorite food is PB&J.  I'd rather have that than candy.  I'm picky about my peanutbutter, but ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:26:00 GMT

Proud to be a Texan

My brother emailed this to me, and I don't know the source.  Some of you might think it's funny.   A recent study found the average Texan walks about 900 miles a year. Another study fou...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:37:00 GMT

Buoy, are we in trouble

My best friend in the years following high school was very different from me.  He rode a big motorcycle, had a beard and long hair, drank beer and liked to get in fights.  Now, don't get the...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:14:00 GMT

Ooo! pick me! pick me!

Someone once told me they were putting me higher in their "Top Friends" list.  I felt all tingly inside, like I had been picked for their dodgeball team or something.  I always hated to be p...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:02:00 GMT

A moonlight swim (long)

Having grown up on the Texas coast, I spent a lot of my days (and nights) cruising up and down the beaches of Padre Island.  We just took it for granted, not even realizing that we had something ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:22:00 GMT

If we cant make love anymore, then what can we do?

I was trying to research when, exactly, to "make love" went from meaning to "woo" or "court" a woman, like it does it 19th century literature on up to the movies of the '50s and '60s, to mean to have ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:11:00 GMT

10 random things

Well, 10 random things was tough for me.  I couldn't decide whether to be silly or serious, to do it as Woody or not, so it is a mish-mash. 1)      I'm terrified of heigh...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:53:00 GMT

If you do not read this you are a small she-cat!

**WARNING**  this blog contains descriptions of explicit sexual relations.  I think. Ok, now I'm of distant French ancestry, so I have always (in my mind) been the great lover, the sexy, sua...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:26:00 GMT

From Deep in the Vowels of My Mind

Recently Myspace had a brief problem where any "i" typed was replaced by ".." and I spent some time trying to write something semi-meaningful without using that letter.  That got my little mind w...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:13:00 GMT

A Dork is a Dork, of Course, of Course

I recently saw a quiz that was purported to determine if I am a "nerd", a "geek", or a "dork."*  Now, personally I use the terms interchangeably, so this intrigued me.  I took the test, and ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:01:00 GMT