In a nutshell...
Was born, started to sing.
Went to school, got into Iron Maiden, started learning guitar.
Did 'A' levels, got into Radiohead.
Went to Uni, got into everything musical.
Had covers band, met other half, had bad punk/rock band, had ego trip, lost all bands.
Got podgy.
Left Uni and got job that sucked the life from me.
Got house, two cats a dog and some fish.
Got fit.
Got job I love.
Started writing again.