Everyone,but mostly, my knight in shining tin foil.I broke most of Mama’s dishes She banned me from the kitchen when I was a kid I tore Daddy’s truck to pieces Left it in a heap that no mechanic could fix You don’t believe me I can see you laughin’ But trust me I’m an accident waiting here to happen[CHORUS] Cause I break things Anything I touch I just get around and then I’m bound to tear ‘em up Yeah, I make things Snap and fall apart So if you wanna hold me boy, you’d better watch your heart Cause I break thingsYou say I’m nothing you can’t handle You’re tougher than enamel Well baby we’ll see I’m like a wrecking ball coming You’re better off running far away from me Don’t get me wrong now baby I adore ya It’s only right that I give you fair warning[CHORUS]Rain is wet The desert is dry That’s the way it’ll always be Fire is hot It’s dark at night The sun comes up in the eastAnd I break things Anything I touch I just get around and then I’m bound to tear ‘em up Yeah, I make things Snap and fall apart So if you wanna hold me boy, you’d better watch your heart Cause I break thingsI break things