im MOST intersted n *skool,the love of my life,SHOPPING, my dog, money, sex, my friends and family and a whole bunch of other shyt but wats listed is key*
I'd like to meet:
the perfect person that can put up with me, T.I. the game,O AND other sexy people named lauren like lauren london(atl), and lauren conrad(the hills) im sure i could think of more people i just dont fuccin feel like it
Music:
rap, R&B, lots of white people music (ask anybody)
Movies:
THIRTEEN!,Friday, BLOW, mean girls, menace 2 society, crash,hustle and flow, training day,never die alone,the wood...theres so many more
Television:
bet,mtv,music channels,miami ink,americas next top model(ME), parental control,the real world,wife swap,law and order SVU(i kno im like a little old lady)ummm o and the animal planet...theres more too
Books:
i dont like reading books 2 much but college is prompting me 2 so i guess im learning 2 like it...but i love magazines xxl, vibe, jet, OH and King
Heroes:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Oscar " Jelly Bean" Williams
Birthday: December 83rd, 1679
Birthplace: I was born Egypt
Current Location: In a box on Crenshaw...selling flowers
Eye Color: Burnt Maroon
Hair Color: Turquoise Brown
Height: 11'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both but I have no thums...
Your Heritage: Musilum
The Shoes You Wore Today: L.A Gears with the light up back...
Your Weakness: Sexy midgets
Your Fears: Playing ice hockey with raccons and pegions
Your Perfect Pizza: German Zebra Sausage....with Ocra Hot Wings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the 30th annual Bible Bingo at the seinor citizen homes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who...Mike Jones....Who.....Mike Jones
Thoughts First Waking Up: Were my thums
Your Best Physical Feature: My neck...and elbows
Your Bedtime: 1:15...cuz i have banjo practice with shaq
Your Most Missed Memory: when i was harlem shaking with snoop dogg
Pepsi or Coke: I drink Fugi water
MacDonalds or Burger King: I eat lion toe nails
Single or Group Dates: ummm.....get back at me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: strawberry dog water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Glazed Zebra Ankels
Cappuccino or Coffee: Decafe Rainbow Bee Eater Soda
Do you Smoke: With oprah
Do you Swear: Yea....i swear i see a midget i'm slap them with a fly swater
Do you Sing: yea with Aretha Fraklin
Do you Shower Daily: Only on Sundays and the car wash
Have you Been in Love: yup with bill cosbey
Do you want to go to College: No....i want to collect pennies
Do you want to get Married: yea to kj...lol....
Do you belive in yourself: Hell naw....
Do you get Motion Sickness: No...i like to see fat men eat turkey with they shirt off playing hop skotch
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup Ru Paul told me I am
Are you a Health Freak: What the Fuck is that
Do you get along with your Parents: No....they went skinny diping and i havent seem them since
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup....i clap and stomp my feet to the noise
Do you play an Instrument: Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Let me think......
In the past month have you Smoked: Candy Cigaretts
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Jetsons Chewables
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With 5 Fat guys
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hup and i got jump by old people in wheel chairs
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but octopus oyster
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i tried brazilian cheetah corn dogs
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea with dave chappelle
In the past month have you been Dumped: yup by arsenio hall
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup and i sinked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Shoe strings and bottle caps
Ever been Drunk: yea of bird water
Ever been called a Tease: i thinks so
Ever been Beaten up: by midgets
Ever Shoplifted: yup and got me azz beat up to
How do you want to Die: playing frisbe
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: profesinal wrestler
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Burnt Purple
Favourite Hair Color: Light Green
Short or Long Hair: I like them Bald
Height: 3'4
Weight: 190
Best Clothing Style: Fubu
Number of Drugs I have taken: 69..if you know wat i mean
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 112
Number of Tattoos: 89
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being a super hero
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