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Helloooo! My name is Robert and I am a star of the stage and screen. Well, actually just the stage, as I do local theater in Fullerton. I'm very famous in the area of Orange County between Raymond and Harbor, south of Chapman and north of Orangethorpe. I've done tons of theater at my playground "Stages", playing both significant roles and insignificant ones. I'm sure you've seen none of them 'cause you're a bitch. Well, I haven't seen any of your shows either. I'm trying to watch "American Idol". Leave me alone. I also enjoy singing and playing guitar. I'm a pretty good musician who never plays with others. I just play with myself in my bedroom. I'm also a composer of classical music. My works include, "Oratorio For Castrati in A", "Piano Concerto For A One-handed Amputee in D", and my glorious "Sonata For Skin Flute in C Major." And have you heard my "Kazoo Concerto No. 1"?
When I'm not twisting and jiving, I earn a living as a sign twirler. I like going to the movies at least twice a year. I like restaurants, staying at home, downloading porn, standing up, sitting down, hanging with my friends, staying at home and staying at home eating. I like to drink once in a while. I don't smoke. I love to travel. I'm pretty well-traveled for a poor person. I've been to Europe and studied in England for a semester and went to Amsterdam, Budapest, Prague, Paris, up and down Italy, Greece. I go to my favorite exotic islands of Hawaii and Manhattan every couple of years. Been up and down the Western U.S. and some of Mexico. I am often mistaken for Colin Farrell. One day I'll go 2 Asia, I hope. I'm queer for Disneyland. Me like all kinds of music from punk and metal to jazz and classical, modern rock to classic rock and many other things that are too embarassing to mention 'cause they're too gay. Somehow, my favorite band is Rush. It's kind of a nerdy thing. I like sci-fi and horror and things of that nature. Many people find horror in Rush.
I like to move my bowels once for every meal, but it doesn't always work out for me. I like all things of a "goth" nature, but I'm not really a "goth kid." I just worship Satan, that's all. I like all things of the "greaser" aesthetic as I am the son of original 50s greasers, but I'm not really into a lot of "greaser" music. I just dress that way 'cause it makes me look taller. And I like all things Hawaiian and Tiki Lounge. Aloha! I'm allergic to animals, but I love to watch them on T.V. I love Chapstick. I like when toddlers and old people trip and fall down. I enjoy intimate settings with some good friends, good food, good wine....Take off your clothes!
The Church of Geometric Sensualism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8iK19tAY_E
