Santa's Tiny Little Nipples Went To France...The Reason Will SHOCK YO MAMA! |
am i the only one who doesn't understand this ad? why the drunk fat pink guy, wearing nothing but a santa hat and a pair of nips? why is he plastered on an ad urging mothers to return to school? WHAT?...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:13:00 GMT |
My First Wet T-Shirt Experience |
FYI, dumbasses, i was a spectator, not a contestant, so you can let that insta-boner blow away into the wind. Last night i attended bike night at Jed's with Chris and Platinum was hosting a wet t-shir...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:50:00 GMT |
Dr. Doll's Fuck Formula Unveiled! |
Ever wonder how good a guy is in the sack without actually doing him? Now, with just two key bits of information from him, you can forecast his greatness with my patent-pending Fuck Formula. All you n...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:17:00 GMT |
Lamentations of a Large Loser |
K, you 'member when i wrote a blog a couple weeks ago about jackasses who MAKE UP surveys and post them as bulletins so as to spew so-secret intimate details of their life so that their loser friends ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:04:00 GMT |
A Coke Rat Named Markita |
Markita is a coke rat who lives above his sister's garage. He sells weed and sells his body to the sex depraved men and women of law enforcement. Sometimes to older women, too. Much older women. Like,...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:21:00 GMT |
THE GCC IS RECRUITING WOMEN (no sluts or douchebags, please) |
leeann and i need to meet some really amazing chicks who don't suck whom we can have join our 5 year old club, the Glass City Castrators. currently the gcc has 2 members, myself and my wife, leeann. w...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 21:52:00 GMT |
This Is Not A Cheer-ocracy, This Is A Cheer-tatership And I Am Your Cheer Fuhrer |
i love how people just MAKE UP surveys so they can fill them out and post them as bulletins on myspace to show everyone how COOL they are. like a "real" fucking survey is gonna say shit like "think ba...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 11:21:00 GMT |
Swine Flu: Does Anyone Really Give a Porcine's Ass? |
i am a janitor. i like to look sexy on the job. i am a sexy, sexy janitor. every plumber's fantasy. now , because of swine flu, i am an unsexy janitor because i have to wear a stupid face mask. i also...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 23:26:00 GMT |
Diary of a Glad Whack Woman |
hey. taco bell. just because it has lettuce on it doesn't make it a salad. fyi. if i get a blt i can't tell my weight watcher's diary i just had a salad. alright? stop lying to the masses.speaking of ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 20:15:00 GMT |
10 Things I Hate About Someone Special (i.e. borderline retarded) |
1. The smell emanating from your grotesque body is a poutpourri of dead cabbage, onions, and cat puke.2. You run like a little retarded fat girl.3. The way you eat makes everyone around you lose their...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:24:00 GMT |
