Mr. Gizmo

I is a kitteh. my mommy got me from a horrible girl, (she was actually a stripper!) who ignored me, and hurt me. but all is good now. i live with my mommy and daddy and brothers and sister kittehs Orange Cat and Miss Elphaba & now SlimJim. they are adoptive brothers and sister, but it ok. they are the silly, but so am i...or thats what mommy says. Im not really a leo or a cancer like it says. i'm a cusp baby- a total freak like daddy (cept hes a virgo-libra cusp, so he's a little crazier) I was born right in the middle of the cancer/leo cusp, so im all big and tawny & attention demanding like a leo, & im over sensitive and moody like a cancer...ahh the equation for a crackhead-baby
& on top of all that i has thumbs! 4 of them! i r evolved kitteh...
i do silly things. i like to fight with my brothers and sister...and clean them for they are dirty...especially the ears
do not invite me to your concerts or whatever. i am deathly afraid of the outdoors.
DO NOT FRIEND ME UNLESS YOU HAVE FOUR LEGS AND FUR!!!! AND DEFINATELY DO NOT ASK ME TO LOOK AT YOUR NUDEY PICS. IM A CAT FOR FUCKS SAKE!