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gamelanplan

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: GamelanPlan, baby!
Birthday: January 31st
Birthplace: Somewhere in the middle of the Midlands
Current Location: NYC!!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: A variation of dark brown
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty-o
Your Heritage: Caucasoid/Mongoloid
The Shoes You Wore Today: My silver metalic flats
Your Weakness: I'm not telling you that.
Your Fears: You're really pushing it, buddy!
Your Perfect Pizza: I would have to have the energy & patience to make it myself.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: You have all day?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't pay attention to that shite.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I so damn tired?
Your Best Physical Feature: Any of my toes that I don't stub on a regular basis. Although I like my eyes and my skin tone too.
Your Bedtime: When I say it is.
Your Most Missed Memory: Do I have to look back? I want to move forward.
Pepsi or Coke: It's all insipid dark sugar water. I like those flavorful Jarritos sodas on occasion.
McDonalds or Burger King: Burgers are boring!
Single or Group Dates: Single, but group can be fun with the right people.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I prefer the teas I get from Sunrider
Chocolate or Vanilla: Your mom
Cappuccino or Coffee: You can't offer latte as a choice?
Do you Smoke: No, I sizzle!
Do you Swear: F*kin' A, CIA!
Do you Sing: La la la la la la la la...
Do you Shower Daily: No, my mom licks me clean.
Have you Been in Love: and I've been in lust.
Do you want to go to College: I went already. Are you saying I'm not educated enough?
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Is that anything like *believing* in myself. Yeah, sure.
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on the time of day, angle, mood, you know...
Are you a Health Freak: I have my phases
Do you get along with your Parents: Now that I'm away from them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, if I have nowhere to go.
Do you play an Instrument: Uh huh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Si
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm just smokin', ok?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah. So shoot me, sometimes I can't resist having a coffee.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have, so call me Ashley Simpson...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do you think I'm some 40 year old spinster or something? I find nothing appealing eating Oreo after Oreo. But I do like them in my shakes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Probably.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No... but you know... I'm starting to sound unadventurous.
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but the person shortly retracted that statement.
Ever been Beaten up: I have, but true story... those f*ckers either a. had an early death, b. have been called names at their wedding or c. have been knocked up many occasions. Every deity will agree... Don't f*ck with me, or you will suffer the consequences.
Ever Shoplifted: I had a phase or two. Such a rush, but I stopped because I don't like dealing with that thing called law enforcement.
How do you want to Die: Happy and in years from now.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy, productive, peaceful, generous, and looking great in a mini skirt.
What country would you most like to Visit: Various ones in Southeast Asia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Can vary
Favourite Hair Color: Can vary
Short or Long Hair: I prefer short or the tween look, but some guys look good with long hair.
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: Not much more than necessary
Best Clothing Style: Can be tailored and stylish, and can be fun and flamboyant, if he's a fun one. Sports fanatics with their deluge of sports paraphanilia need not apply.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A limited amount, please.
Number of CDs I own: It's quality, not quantity, baby
Number of Piercings: A key piercing here or there would be alright.
Number of Tattoos: Use ink sparingly there, Henry Rollins.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not too many. I like a guy to be confident and comfortable in himself.

My Interests

That guy in the video to the right, and your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Sheep farmers, any old slum goddess of the Lower East Side, and this guy...

Music:

A symphony of dogs howling and cows farting.

Movies:

I like the ones that you have to read through, and they don't have too many special effects.

Television:

Mama's Family reruns

Books:

Pop up books are lots of fun!

Heroes:

Roddy Piper