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Ryan

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About Me

Hiya, im Ryan. I'm a decent enough guy from Lincoln which is a shitty little town where nothing ever happens! I'm really into music n have a pretty big CD collection, i play guitar in a band called A Twist Of Fate and im going to Derby in september to study music. My favourite bands are Incubus, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Joe Satriani and Kyus. Im also pretty into martial arts n stuff, at the minute i do jujizu and im currently a purple belt and studied nunchaku and kama, im also a green belt at judo, i suppose that means im sort of a ninja? id like to think so but most of my friends and my wimpy physique wud disagree! I also work part time in a petrol station where i take abuse from senile old twats, hand out abuse to boy racers and chavs, and generally fulfil my role as a vital part of the community! In my spare time i like putting together barbeques and other such shindigs for me n my group of loyal associates, i like a good fire to start the barbeque aswell, when asked, 'how to you know when you're a man?', Andrew replied, ' when you can make fire with a stick', hence i feel manly when i have a big fire at my command. Im also strange in that i have an alterego, check out my blogs to read about Ryan Man and his pc shinanigans! ry

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who waxes Andrews chest, Bruce Lee, Jerry Cantrell, Joe Satriani, Id also wanna meet that Ryan Man guy, he seems soo cool!

My Blog

Ryan Man, Episode Seven

Lincoln, a place where the evil of gayness was free to roam and bum. The only solution to this problem was a masked hero named Ryan Man, he had gained the respect of the Lincoln community, both men an...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:10:00 GMT

Ryan Man, Episode Six

It was a very dark time in Lincoln, the gays were now too numerous and too powerful for even the most heroic straight citzen. Along with the ever fearsome presence of Andrew Man, there was another to ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:36:00 GMT

Ryan Man, Episode Five

It had been many weeks since there was any hope of a straight future in Lincoln, the once fair town was now in the well lubricated grip of the gays who continued to increase in numbers. Recently, Ryan...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:28:00 GMT

Ryan Man, Episode Four

It was late at night in the town once called Lincoln, the gays and emos were increasing in numbers and gayness, it would only be a matter of time before all of Lincoln was engulfed in&n...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:29:00 GMT

Ryan Man. Episode Three

After setting out to destroy the Gays and Chavs, Ryan Man had now discovered the face of true evil. He had recently encountered 'Bucky', the leader of the Emo clan. These we're a fearsome group of you...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 22:42:00 GMT

Ryan Man, Episode Two

Lincoln was surely a terrifying place, the good citzens were powerless against the sodomy of the gays and the chavs still roamed free and annoyed people at will. Was there any hope for the scared...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:27:00 GMT

Ryan Man, Episode one

Ryan Smith was just a normal guy from lincoln, he enjoyed music and had a keen interest in martial arts. Ryan did not like Lincoln very much, he felt it was overrun by chavs and gays, the very scum Ry...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 15:51:00 GMT