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FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn .... Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:08:00 GMT |
Jokes. |
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a gla... Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 18:33:00 GMT |
Remember Columbine. |
> Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,> He told his friends that it was cool,> And when he pulled the trigger back,> It shot with a great crack.> Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,> ... Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 19:16:00 GMT |