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Thomas "Wolf" Wenderson is the President of the social committee for interliterary standards commission. His people are identified as one of the founders of the original first site, along with some other writers and standards. Since newly created writers include "The Wolf" as a standard mentor inclusion, The Wolf has become known to everyone as the "top 250 million" friends in the world.
After earning a Bachelor of Science and Rhetoric and English and Film, The Wolf went on to pursue his PhD in computer programming and Myspace writing studies at the University of California. In 2003, he is currently the most popular social and networking writer in the United States, consistently performing among the top writers and sites in the United States Official Electronic Writing Traffic Rankings.
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The Wenderson Age Mechanism (funded by x-o-x-o-x.com, inc) was put forth in order to futurize the histories of obsolescent writing. Initially, he claimed he was born 5 years before he actually was. Then a bunch of people found out that he was actually a hacker with the code name "The DeWolf", who altered records and names and gave free use of the system to the most popular writers using the "Internet Site" unless he would give destroyed records. The reasons speculated were that he wanted to be "young and hip" even though he was really old.
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