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About Me


When I think of it, I'll write something more meaningful in this space. Until then you're all SOL. Here's the skinny on on yours truly. I live and work in Middletown, Rhode Island, which in case you're geographically challenged, or can't use Google Earth, is the tiny ass-backwards state right next to Connecticut. I work as a web developer for a company called Towerstream. I drive a 98 corolla with copper paint, 174,000 miles, new tires, and a recently upgraded stereo which (thank goodness) connects to my ipod.
I have a weight problem that I've struggled with my entire life but I'm working on it. I take walks every day to keep active and to compensate for my lazy ass job that keeps me glued to a computer screen most of the day.
Sometimes my job requires me to do a bit of graphic design which is great for me because I've always somewhat artistic. As a kid I used to get in trouble a lot for drawing pictures instead of doing more productive things like schoolwork. I guess since I was into both computers and art, web developing was the way to go. In retrospect, I probably should have been a builder.
I have a girlfriend that I've been with for almost 2 yrs now. Her name is Katrina and she's great, but can't tell Jimi Hendrix from Jimmy Eat World. That's ok though she tries. We have 2 cats between us. My cat's name is Kody and she's a fat bitch that hates the world. I rescued her from an Alaskan Malamute when she was about a week old. Katrina has a new kitten who's name is Presto! with an exclamation point. He's adorable and affectionate, but likes to break things by accident.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other like-minded artist types or web gurus like myself.

A Big Fuck You! Goes out to...    
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    Dunkin Donuts - I've kicked my blueberry muffin habit, but since your coffee still sucks I bestow upon you a tall frosty glass of Fuck You!Bob's Furniture - Your advertisements are still annoying and my couch upholstery is coming apart.Connecticut State Troopers, We've got some history and most of it was pretty shitty, but it's all in the past and I've had time to forgive and forget... nah fuck you anyway.The Newport Pell Bridge. I have to pay you two bucks both ways just so I can leave this freakin island to visit my friends and family. You get a Magnum XL Fuck You!Pfizer - You make billions on sketchy designer drugs and you can't keep your shit together enough too keep my friends employed.The squirrel that buried that acorn that grew into the tree I hit with my truck in 2000 - yes I still hate you.Bank of America - I forgive you for the overdraft charges. It's ancient history. But you get an exploding 40oz can of Fuck You for the extra ATM fees.The guy that destroyed my last fiero I hope you slowly die from a gut rotting disease. (And my Corolla says Fuck You)Walmart - a family values box store that sells guns. Fuck you and your cheap crap for less empire.

Sweet Ass Links

Archive.org A great source for tons of free downloadable live audio recordings of many great artists! A must have for every Guster fan!
JobTarget.com My old web developing job. This site hosts job boards for tons of other websites. If you've ever looked for a job .. - you've probably used this.
SlashDot.com A very cool site with news for geeks. That is of course if you're the type of geek that actually reads.
Get Firefox! Tired of Internet Exploder and Nutscrape? Just fucking get this browser and be done with it. Nuff said.
Wikipedia The free-to-use .. encyclopedia that anyone can edit. This is greatest resource of information ever assembled.

My Blog

Long overdue update

Living in Newport... working for Towerstream... trying to catch up a bit with old friends and see people more often, and getting back into my artwork.  I picked up a big widescreen lcd and a 9x12...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:04:00 GMT

Time to change this scene... My new job...

I've been offered a new job in Middletown RI (Newport area) as the webmaster for a company called TowerStream. www.towerstream.com   I've decided to take the job so I'm leaving General Physics an...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:54:00 GMT

A question for all my friends out there...

Web programming is so boring.  Who thinks I should go back to school and pursue a new career in graphic design? 
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:28:00 GMT

End of summer thoughts and musings

Summer's over people so now I get to bitch about all the things I wanted to do and never got around to doing! yay! - ok I'll spare you and just say I wish I'd seen my friends more, made it up to the W...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:41:00 GMT

Why not check out Rogue Wave eh?

So first let me give you the update in the life of Chris...  well ok there's no update.  I'm still in Groton, still working at pfizer, writing code, doing websites, blah blah. Last weekend ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:00:00 GMT

Moved to Groton - For now anyways

OK...  so what did it take for me to move out my sweet little cottage on the lake? Literally an act of god.  About a month or so ago I was home on my day off and this nasty wind storm kicked...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:13:00 GMT

Kream has a new website - Drink coffee? Check this out!

Bill Bates has just finished building a new website for Kream - the fabulous new coffee shop on State Street in New London.  They have the best coffee in town and a great atmosphere.  They h...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 00:37:00 GMT

New Project :)

Body         {background-color:999999; background-image: url(http://www.pokercats.com/design_images/bg.gif); }Table, Td   {background-color:transparent;border-style:none;}table table td    {width:100%...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 13:35:00 GMT

Wells ME Overnight

On Tuesday morning I left and went up to Maine for an overnight in Wells.  I've been visiting this little beach town with my family since I was a kid and it was really nice to get away even if i...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 20:18:00 GMT

Where's my freakin RAIN!!??

I'm so sick of this hot miserable weather where's my rain dammit!?  I've been watching this stupid weather map all day to no avail.  Where's my big thunderstorm?... Where's my devastating hu...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 14:57:00 GMT