My name is Squidward Johannsen Tentacles and I live in an Easter Island Head home in scenic Bikini Bottom. I'd prefer to not tell you where I work as it is THE embarassment of a lifetime, but you probably already know I work at the Krusty Krab as head cashier alongside Spongebob. I love my clarinet "Clari" and I practice all the time! I'm really good too, I even got a band together to play at the Bubble Bowl. An avid patron of the arts, I have a strong affection for interpretive dance, sculpture, and painting but for some reason my talent always goes unnoticed by the talentless oysters here in Bikini Bottom. The few times that I DO get some recognition Spongebob ALWAYS manages to ruin it for me!!! Like this one time, I was going to turn the Krusty Krab into a 5-Star restaurant for a night to impress my arch enemy Squilliam and who ruins the night? Spongebob and his stupid "brain meltdown" episode! Oh my god if it's not Spongebob, then it's Patrick! I really hate it when they try to include me in their games, it only gets me in trouble, hurt, or even more annoyed at them!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A wig maker, someone who can get rid of Spongebob and Patrick, someone "Fancy!", myself because I'm so handsome.
