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Scorpion

About Me

The name is scorpion and I like to do alot of things. Fighting is a big part of my life and I have duked it out with many fighters, (I have only lost once) Sub zero killed me a long time ago in a close match, that guy needs to chill out. I also like competing in spear throwing competitions and can hurl spears hundreds of yards, watch out for them if I ever see you in competition because I WILL make you "Get over here". Another thing I like to do is play with fire. I can blow fire out of my mouth, its pretty sweet, well actually its really hot. No, seriously though, I have over 10 fire throwing medals under my belt from competition, Johnny Cage thinks he can beat me every year, too bad he can't hurl fire out of his mouth, hahaha.Another thing to note about me is that I have no skin or anything on my face which is why I wear a mask all the time, it's sort of a long story...When Sub Zero killed me I was sent to hell for some bad things I did in the past and let me tell you what it is hot as hell down there and the magma is 10X hotter than any volcano on earth. So when I was sent back up to this world I kind of lost I few years so to say, hahaha. At least I look like a badass when my mask is off though, that is an upside to it.
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I'd like to meet:

Jade cause shes "smookin" hot, Johnny Cage cause he won the tournament that one year. Also Sub Zero so I can get him back for killing me in that one match. Any others that like spar or play with fire hit me up.(You'll have to see me spit flames sometime its hardcore shit) This bunny dukes it out with a snake, its pretty funny.

My Blog

Mogul attack

    Alright so I messed up my shoulder really bad during a snowboarding accident in Colorado while I was on spring break and it was probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to m...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:36:00 GMT

This would only happen to me

At approximately 5:00PM I severely pulled my left hamstring, Yea it hurts like a bitch and I have to hobble around my house now it sucks.  Guess how I did it.........vaccuming!  I was moving...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:26:00 GMT

A must see, best day of my life.

This was a startling discovery at 3 o clock in the morning while I was flipping through channels.  I think i sent it to everyone but just in case I missed a few of you I've posted a very hilariou...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Disapointed

I was thoroughly disapointed with all the non-reactions I recieved when I changed my profile to scorpion.  I tryed my best and pulled out all the stops, especially some of the comments in the pic...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 15:28:00 GMT

The Sneak King!!

I'm sure many of you have seen the new Burger King promotions, the selling of creepy video games for an additional price of $4 with your heart attack of choice.  There are a few games they are se...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:58:00 GMT

BAD DRIVERS

After having many experiences with bad drivers in the past month I decided I would write a blog making fun of bad drivers when I came across somebody online that beat me to the punch.  Anyone who...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:29:00 GMT

Aspen

Just wanted everyone to know I will be competing in the 2nd annual wipeout competition in colorado from wenesday-monday.  Unfortunatly, this means all of you people out their viewing my crap...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:33:00 GMT

Toilet paper incident .239

Several hours ago I encountered a problem in the bathroom, yes, the bathroom.  Everything was going fine untill I went for the toilet paper roll.  You might be thinking "oh no, the toilet pa...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:59:00 GMT