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You know that you`re Dominican if... 1) You grew up scared of something called "el cuco". 2) If dinner usually consists of rice, beans and some type of meat. 3) If you were raised off Goya products. 4) If you have ever used your nose or lips to point something out. 5) If you`ve ever dropped food on the floor, picked it up, ate it after saying, "Lo que no mata engorda". 6) If you have ever been hit by a chancleta. 7) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con flei". 8) If you can tell the difference between arroz canilla and everything else. 9) If other`s tell you to stop yelling when you`re really just talking. 10) If you`ve ever gone outside your house with rollos and chancletas. 11) If whenever you`re angry, you spout off a torrent of "coo", "me cago en n`" and "carajo". 12) If you've ever gotten beat with any of the following: rubber slippers, extension cord, hanger (plastic or metal), big rice spoon, Tree branch 13) If you know when you`re mom is sneaking up on you because you hear the "clack clack" her chancletas. 14) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and your in the next room. 15) If you start celebrating before you even win a lotto and next thing you know you dont. 16) If your house has all of those little figuras that take up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have either one of the following: a porcelain cat, dog, owl, of elephant in your living room. 17) If your sofa is covered in plastic. 18) If you know who Don Francisco is. (from Sabado Gigante) 19) If you go to a wedding or some gathering, gossip about how bad the food is, but are the first to get a plate to go. 20) If you`re sister has more moustache hair than your father (lmao j/k) 21) If your uncle or relative down the street owns more gold than the jewlery shop down the street. 22) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, bachata, and salsa without music. 23) If you use manteca instead of olive oil and cant figure why your a$$ is getting bigger. 24) If you just cant imagine anyone not liking spanish food. 25) If you`ve been in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it, with a person shouting, "entren, que caben mas!" 26) If you call your sneakers "tenis" 27) If your car has speakers in it that could drive a def man crazy. 28) If you have at least 30 cousins. 29) If you start clapping when your plane lands on the runway. 30) If u say crazy things like "me cago en diez" or "me cago en na" 31) If you consider platanos to be a food group. 32) If you have a family member that lives in washington heightz. 33) If you waste all of your money on Frio-Frio. 34) If when in your country u hear the neighbors screaming "se fue la luz!" 35) If you eat mangu or fritos with ketchup 36) If all your pots and pans are kept inside the oven. 37) if u cut off words like para aya (pa ya) estaban (ta) etc.38) If you call everyone primo and you have no idea who they are. 39)If you clap your hands while laughing. 40)If your open a beer bottle with your teeth. 41)If you call McDonald's "Madonal". 42)If your parents go to a little room in the back of your local bodega "pa juga lo numero" of DR. 43)If you throw rocks when a fight breaks out. 44)If your dad or uncle claim to be dead broke, yet rock a cell phone and is laced wit mad gold around his neck and wrists. 38) If you say things like: (ANDA LA MIERDA) (ANDA EL DIABLO) (EL DIACHE) (QUE VAINA) (DIMELO) (TA TO) (Y ES FACIL) (QUE LO QUE) (A PO TA BIEN) (QUE TRIPEO) (TU SI JODE) (TA VACANO) (TA JEVI) (LA CRETA) (TU TA PASA OR PASAO) (COJELO SUAVE) (NO TE QUILLE) (DEGRASIA) (MALBA) (BARBARASA) (EL PIPO) (EL FUETE)100% DOMINICAN

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