well to be honest i am very very boring. it pretty much boils down to basketball, skateborading, reading from time to time, watching the telly, and listen to music.
I'd like to meet:
my soulmate, ellen Degeneres, dave chapelle, people who can make me laugh, jamiroquai, and tht asshole of a father.Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.br
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.
Movies:
friday, clueless, forrest gump, kill bill, don't be a mence to south central LA while drinking your juice in the hood, kissing jessica stein, gia, taking lives, dazed and confused, wild things, the craft, scream, scary movie, monster's ball, pumkin, dude where's my car?, and all the others i will add later when i haven't been smoking
Television:
Dawson's Creek, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Will & Grace, The OC, Gilmore Girls, Desparate Housewives, The Real World, All In the Family, Leave It To Beaver, I Love Lucy, SNL, Mad TV, Dave Chapelle, Ellen, The Ellen Degenres Show, Taxi Cab Confessions, Strangers With Candy, Martin, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, South Park, E-True Hollywood Story, One Tree Hill, Wild Boys, The Wonder Years, Rosanne, Classic Episodes of 90210, That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Spongebob Squarepants
Books:
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You tend to take more than give in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.
How Are You In Love?
Heroes:
Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Chapelle, Wanda Sykes, and Chris Rock for making the world laugh.lil brother phabian a.k.a young A. watch out fo dat nigga right thurr kc'sfinest fo dat 2006 holla at yo boy.what's good my love, my kin folk, my partner in crime, my blunt to my weed and all that other good stuff much love baby girlhere are some qroutes from some of my heroes.....
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her".
Ellen DeGeneres"The 1960s were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun".
Ellen DeGeneres"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, Let there be light! And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better".
Ellen DeGeneresnow here are my top 10 favorite things to ever come out of this genius mouth....
1. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
3. Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
4. (about call-waiting) It's turned into a mini people's choice awards. Hasn't it? And you find out right away who wins or loses.: You're having a pleasant conversation with what you think is a good friend. You hear the click. They tell you to hold on. You're confident they're going to come back to you. And then they come back and they say, "I've got to take this other call." And you know what that means what they just said to the other person? "Let me get rid of this other call."
5. I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that's their job and they have to read these stories and they're just coming up on the teleprompter they don't know what's coming up. and they have to go through these change of emotions. That.. "There were no survivors...And next Which candybar helps ya lose weight! Still to come! Is an asteroid headed towards earth...But first where to find the cheesiest pizza in town! Also, a disturbing study finds that studies are disturbing...
6. What's with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that's it, just crazy people.
7. (about local news) They do these teases to get you to watch later on. They're so incredibly cruel: "It could be the most deadly thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11:00. (your asking yourself as you look down at you plate) is it peas"?
8. So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers. I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here.. Is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldn’t be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? "Ohh they'll be fine".
9. Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you're gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I've gotta stop I've gotta come to my senses ive been out riding fences for so long... oops i did it again... um... What I'm trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don't remember anything else that I've said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
10. Our egos tells us we're the only ones that have any kind of feelings. We're the only ones with a relationship. We're the only ones with family. You know, I think that if you kill a spider, there is a relationship that you're ruining. There's a conversation going on outside with the other spiders. 'Did you hear about Chris?....Killed yeah....Sneaker. And now Stephanie has nine hundred babies to raise all alone. Well, she's got her legs full I'll tell you that right now. Chris was so kind, wouldn't hurt a fly. It's just been tough for them lately. They just lost their web last week. Those humans think they're so smart. Let them try shooting silk out of their butt and see what they can make.
bonus one:
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - too busy disorder.i'll have more later on from my other heroes
