Kingkraal.com profile picture

Kingkraal.com

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Made with MyBannerMaker.com!I'm adventurous and at age 49, I feel there are lots more experiences I've yet to encounter. Other than the usual 5 senses that normal people have, somehow i discovered quite by accident I have 3 more Let you figure it out a while first, and I'll list them at the bottom of this profile.
I am Malaysian Eurasian with Dutch, Portugese, Indonesian, British & Siamese heritage.
I have 3 girls aged 13,17,22, who think I am an ATM machine...just press and money comes out. hahahaha. I am semi retired and working from home. I travel alone alternate weekends to Singapore on business. Occasional business takes me to Bangkok, Brunei, Labuan, Batam and Jakarta.
I'm very healthy inside and outside, young looking, fun loving, slim, tall and love to eat and socialise. Friends describe me as quick witted and a good listener. Oh I enjoy a good laugh often so share with me some good ones, when we meet.
Chat with me at igk888 on yahoo mgsr. Add me at [email protected] - if you are looking for a sincere and loyal friend.
Oh my 3 extra senses are - common sense, a sense of humour and intuition - an sense of inner feeling.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: King Kraal
Birthday: 5th Feb
Birthplace: KL
Current Location: KL
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5f 10i
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dutch, indonesian, british, thai
The Shoes You Wore Today: black n shiny
Your Weakness: soft spot for those in distress
Your Fears: too many
Your Perfect Pizza: cheesy bites from pizza hut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make 100 new friends
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tell me more
Thoughts First Waking Up: what's for breakfast
Your Best Physical Feature: shy lah - u can find out later
Your Bedtime: 2 or 3am
Your Most Missed Memory: hawaii, taipei, hatyai...u know who u r
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: teh es jeruk
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: bio reishi
Do you Smoke: trying to quit
Do you Swear: seldom
Do you Sing: duet with u
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: still very much
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: once is enough
Do you belive in yourself: certainly
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: certainly
Are you a Health Freak: prevention is less stressful
Do you get along with your Parents: i am an orphan - wanna adopt me?
Do you like Thunderstorms: if in bed
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh no...not a drop
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: certainly no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yep
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh yeah...missed that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: long time ago
Ever been called a Tease: many times
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: surrounded by a million friends
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a living saint
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere as long as with the right company
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: not important
Short or Long Hair: prefer long
Height: tall is nice, so i dont strain my neck
Weight: light enough so i can carry you
Best Clothing Style: optional
Number of Drugs I have taken: no drugs pls
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahhaa...i learned many lessons
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ......
.. Get jaxtr | Login

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


If you are reading this, I visualise you to be between 23 to 49. You are or were a happy person, but somehow someone stole your dream and that's why you are here.
You are elegant, well dressed and can hold an intelligent conversation. You are probably looking for a friend who can press your hot buttons, treat you like a queen, make you feel important and good about yourself.
Oh if you are Dr M, Bill Clinton or the Pope, yes I want to chat with you too!
..

My Blog

A small grographic difference

..A man goes to the Lucas Carlton in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting.The customer pic...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:21:00 GMT

I know the whole truth

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:57:00 GMT

I’m in heaven

Serena was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a   psychic for help. "Honey! "- said the psychic.  "You will not have luck in...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:58:00 GMT

Your Expectations are too high

It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a wa...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:55:00 GMT

A condom in a bowl

Miss Jane, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him in...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:53:00 GMT

Tarzan and Jane

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, And during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-micro...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:59:00 GMT

$20 for sex

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new  husband and asked for $20 for their first  lovemaking encounter. In  his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.Th...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:00:00 GMT

No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.  There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one o...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:33:00 GMT

Tiger Woods would play the hole again

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate  their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a  confession to make, I'm not a virgin.'&...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:27:00 GMT

Sex on Mars

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mar...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:49:00 GMT