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Carly Chapman

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Carly Elizabeth Chapman.
Get your Bich-on!
Mines called Pol... and sometimes 'Wog' but its a bit racist.
Bobo is king &hearts
ITS NOT A MESS, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING... DON'T TOUCH IT!
Also I WILL be late... its Arriva's fault 99% of the time.
I love Ebay.
Camdon is small and perfectly formed. The London Hilton Metropole was the best hotel of my life, even if we did have to look at a big heft of metal. That holiday wasn't long enough.
I HATE EATING NOISES. PLEEEASE DON'T, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, I'LL FEEL BAD BUT I WILL LOOK AT YOU FUNNY.
GULPS ARE ALSO QUITE SHIT.
Lots of people know me as Chappy's sister and its alright i suppose.
I am pale and i have blue eyes.
I am small and i have black hair
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Jess Martin Says:
Carly Chapmans nose is the first thing to arrive and the last thing to leave. If you've ever kissed her, you'll know what I'm on about. We dance like wolves and party like badgers. We come at you like buzzards. I love her and so should you. By Jessica Martin 2kNOWASFUCK.

My Interests

Pissing about and saying god-awful things.
Nothing phases me.


The other week I thought I'd won the lottery, then I found out it was only a tenner, not the original 8.2 million I'd anticipated. Possibly the biggest let-down ever suffered.

"Are you BEING serious?"
Can a person be too beautiful?


I'd like to meet:

Fabrizio Moretti and Jack White.
I met Paul Weller over a bodyguards shoulder, and Alex Turner behind a DJ booth.

Music:

I enjoy it and look like this...

Television:

Skins, The O.C, Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Family Guy, Peep Show, Ugly Betty, Derren Brown: Trick or Treat/Trick of the Mind, America's or Britain's Next Top Model, Gonzo, The Apprentice, Drangon's Den, The Mighty Boosh, The Comedy Store, Frasier, Everybody Loves Raymond, How To Look Good Naked, Desperate Housewives.

Books:

That Pixies One (well confusing) FINISHED IT :D
'Choke' Chuck Palahkniuk. Finished that aswell :D
Need another book.
Got another book. 'Invisible Monsters' Chuck Palahniuk... :D

Heroes:

Julian Casablancas,
Emily Haines,
Karen O,
John Peel,
Me... I fix stuff by myself. I have systems.
My Brother... when hes not spitting on my pillow and letting the damn poppers escape.

These party
animals:


Wayne Chapman