Thought of the Day: Off the Hook |
Tales from the Club 2
It is a well known fact the the club is a who-you-know evironment. If you don't want to wait in long lines or pay for entry or go broke trying to get a buzz, you better kno...
Posted by guy smiley on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Not in the Club |
During my absence from blogging I took up a horrible habit. I started clubbing weekly. Clubbing used as a verb describes the act of voluntarily donating your brain to science for cruel ...
Posted by guy smiley on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:42:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Unexpect the Expected |
At the stroke of midnight today I will bring some closure to my life.
My will is as follows:
I will receive my copy of Harry Potter Book 7.
I will not waste any time explaining why this is a bi...
Posted by guy smiley on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Not Much Left |
Now that I'm unemployed, I have plenty of time to be more productive.And by "productive" of course I mean download porn.What's even more exciting is that I've been working on more creative ways to mas...
Posted by guy smiley on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Whose that Guy? |
I saw a commercial the other day that instructed me to "Make the Memories last". It still means nothing to me but I wasn't in the best mood at the time. We'll just say I was drunk. Shortly...
Posted by guy smiley on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:02:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Remember Me? |
In honor of Memorial Day, I'm posting a new blog.This is great because it's been so long that this blog doesn't have to be good because no one cares anymore.I can never remember when Memorial Day is.&...
Posted by guy smiley on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:59:00 PST |
DJ I-Dee ft Rites of Ash: Eclectic Dreams |
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Posted by guy smiley on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Dollars and Sense |
Due to recent circumstances beyond my control, I've decided to mint my own money.
The standard tender will be the common cent.
Originally, I wanted common cents to be available to everyone. Howe...
Posted by guy smiley on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST |
Thought of the Weak: Stepping up |
After the failure of "The Bowel Movement" I'm done supporting groups with unrealistic missions and improbable goals.
Thanks to the help of some friends I've found my true calling.
We created AaPOi!&nb...
Posted by guy smiley on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST |
Thought of the Day: Picture Perfect |
I have received many a correspondence about my current default picture.
Let me assure everyone that there is a perfectly logical explanation.
I have a penis.
Biologically speaking...
Posted by guy smiley on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST |
